GAME OF THRONES [Season 6 Premiere Review]: Burn Notice.

"The Priestess" Eva Ceja - @evaceja
“The Priestess” Eva Ceja – @evaceja

Okay. GoT. Right?

I am about to spit out some ***SPOILERS***, and I am not even mad about it. AT ALL. Because, let’s face it… If you’re not watching GoT, I figure you must be a Drumpf supporter, and have no idea what Google is.

But, just in case your memory is short of a loss or two, our most #GeekSwaggy pal and fellow GoT diehard, Ras Kass, has the recap for you…

Whew. Now that you’re all caught up with the madness leading up to Season 6, allow me to just say FIRST, “WTF” Jon Snow (Kit Harington) supporters! I was watching advantageously wondering, “When the f**k is that witch lady going to revive Snow alive?” — especially since the first episode of this season is titled “The Red Woman”. But, nope. She did nothing of the sort… which makes me believe, A.) The writers knew that as an audience member, that’s what I wanted, or B.) He really died, my life is over, and I hate GoT. I am hoping for the latter.

SECOND. Cersei Lannister (Lena Headey). I cried a little when she watched Jaime (Nikolaj Coser-Waldau) sail in. Cersei truly is a bad-ass bitch; don’t mess with her spirit. She is one of my favorite characters. Really? Why? She is literally the GoT version of Walter White. You love her, but she is dark and one of the worst people to f**k with, in Westeros. With the fate of their daughter Myrcella now in the clear, I can’t wait to see what havoc she will bestow upon her enemies. This will be epic, this Priestess is sure of this.

Many women would still bone.
Many women would still bone.

THIRD. Arya (Maisie Williams). Blind and begging, Assassin’s Creed peasant-style. Much like the man next to the Gower 101 exit near my house that isn’t blind and claims he is a veteran on Mondays, has 5 children on Thursdays, and needs a dollar for gas because his gas tank ran out… Kinda the same analogy, but her fate is pretty obvious. If she learns to listen as well as she can talk, then she will be just fine. No need to worry about this one… she will over come this obstacle… because it’s a true hero story, the story of Matt Mur… The “Save the Cat” structure predicts she will over come this. Do not fret.

FOURTH: Sansa Stark (Sophie Turner). Brienne of Tarth (Gwendoline Christie). Jean Grey recites the “Meat and Mead” pledge for Captain Phasma, following some clutch help from…that nutty Russian kid from John Wick. Geek mic dropped.

FIFTH: Daenerys Targaryen (Emilia Clarke). Sarah Connor will be fine. She’s a big girl. She’ll be great. Although, she is in a bit of a predicament… An Aquaman-less Dothraki is not the same Dothraki. Nothing in my bones thinks she will be anything, but SAFE and STRONG. Love her. No worries. And the “Mother of Dragons” looks great Blonde.

Don't ever call me "Mera" again.
Don’t ever call me “Mera” again.

FIFTH 1/2: Tyrion (Peter Dinklage)… HBO keep him alive. #blessed

SIXTH: Melisandre (Carice van Houten) the Red Priestess! (Look at my GHG moniker!). Damn it, woman! Use your powers to bring back JS. That’s all. Because of your new Crone-dome, and wrinkly not-so-fire-read-sprinkly self, I had to have a bottle of wine and hate you, but love you. I have no doubt that you’re ready to become a weapon of mass destruction at the hands of Davos Seaworth (Liam Cunningham). Let’s do this.

Finally, this episode, while vague in parts and slow in its moving parts (HBO gave it to everyone free, dammit) caught us all up. The premiere made events clear of what is potentially going to occur next episode. And that’s really all you can ask for. Season 6 is going to burn!

4.5 (out of 5) Bibles.
4.5 (out of 5) Bibles.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Stay tuned for yet another thrilling GoT episode review next week!

13 Days of JESSICA JONES [Season 1, Episode 11&12 Review]: Powers of Pain.

Once again, GHG will be reviewing all 13-episodes of your favorite Marvel Netflix show.. 13 days in a row (ala “13 Days of Daredevil“). The only difference? This space is for the Holy Covenant of our Geek Sisters only, so expect a different Nerdy Nun to break down a different episode of Marvel’s Jessica Jones each day.

Book it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3UYWK2jeX0




Episode 11 & 12: “AKA I’ve Got the Blues / AKA Take A Bloody Number”12/3 & 4

"The Priestess" Eva Ceja - @evaceja
“The Priestess” Eva Ceja – @evaceja

Recently, a friend told me that Jessica Jones may be pressing the “woman power” thing too strongly with the mentioning of JJ’s strength far more often than they should… but really… I don’t give a fuck. She is badass and the fucking anti-hero, dude. It’s nice to have a little woman power displayed once in a while. And I think this series does JJ justice.

Jessica Jones is back in action with episodes 11/12. AKA and I’ve got the Blues and AKA and take a bloody Number.
So far in this series we find that whomever Jessica loves, well she might end up losing…
I’m basically going to assume most of you Netflix binge watchers have already seen the whole season through….but I’ll try not to give spoilers, cause I hate that shit.
The episodes starts with flashbacks between JJ and Trish. We find out what kindled their sisterly connection. The love and protective nature that JJ has for Trish spawned from an early age. She ends up confronting crazy blondie, Simpson, whom she catches in a lie about the en fuego detective… that’s Spanish for “on fire”, much like my mouth right now after eating this spicy gordita burrito. Trish saves the day by consuming the pills Simpson has also been taking…. which leads to her not being able to breathe…. and eventually to her…
Well…watch the episode to find out what happens….
Ahhh...the good old days. A bike. Power Man. You know.
Ahhh…the good old days. A bike. Power Man. You know.
Cage is back in JJ’s life… as much as many of us would like that smooth-talking man in ours. **WINK **WINK Kilgave mind-controls Cage into confessing that he and JJ were once lovers; in which Kilgrave sticks Cage into the bar and blows it up…. not knowing Cage’s skin cannot be harmed due to him being all Power Man and such. Meanwhile, Kilgrave captures his father and uses him to create a virus to make him increase his mind control powers to further distances and victims. Cage tells Jessica he forgives her for the death of his wife. They continue to search for Kilgrave. Finally they find Kilgrave and Jones realizes that Cage was under his control the whole time!!!!!!!! WHAAAAAAAAA…….. Cage and JJ are forced to fight each other when Jessica shoots Cage in the head….
…But does he survive?
Well, I better you best get to watching there now.
In the great words of JJ her self: “What does’t kill you, makes you stranger…”…till next time.
Ep. 11& 12 = 4.5 Bibles.



Episode 9 & 10: “AKA Sin Bin / 1000 Cuts AKA “12/1 & 2

These eps contain the most significant scenes so far in the unraveling of the tangled mind of Kilgrave and developing the characters of others in the Jessica Jones universe. But, they are also the sloppiest terms of writing. Many of the stories told about Kilgrave’s past seem to have a forced delivery, like the parents declaring that their experiments were to save their son or their search for a vaccine. It was nice to know in some ways, that Kilgrave’s perspective on the events were as gnarled and twisted as he was presently.

Any sympathy felt for Kilgrave’s rough childhood and condition in previous episodes is ripped away as he attempts to murder his parents and successfully does so (at least with one) after a convenient “break” in Jessica’s plan to obtain evidence. As all the significant characters on the show (minus one Luke Cage) look on as one of Kilgrave’s parents is compelled to commit suicide, chaos ensues with Hogarth–the only person able to have cause the mishap flees.

Damn, I hate the mechanic.
Damn, I hate the mechanic.

What is fascinating about Eps 9 & 10 is the importance of perspective. Trish is given the command “Put a bullet in your head” and must follow through. First she attempts to shoot herself with the gun she was given by Simpson (which we learn will become the Daredevil/Captain America villain, Nuke) until it jams. She grabs the bullet and tries to cram it into her temple to get it in her head. She only stops once Jessica placed the bullet In her mouth to help Trish complete the Kilgrave command. This idea of how Kilgrave’s commands, if not specific, can be open to interpretation just like when Jessica was given the command “Take care of her.”

But, the openness of a command is even more interesting because of what happens between Hogarth, Pam, and Wendy. Pam asked Hogarth to get the divorce in a previous episode which she completes in “AKA 1,000 Cuts.” But, Pam certainly doesn’t like the manner in which Hogarth carries out the command which included manipulating her and teaming up with Kilgrave. So, when given an task without specifics, does one’s nature determine the outcome a bit? What does one’s manner in carrying out the choice say about one’s character? Certainly, this is one soul searching test no one wants to take — though preferred than a direct command with no wiggle room at all.

Barney's favorite villain.
Barney’s favorite villain.

But, choice is important, when you have it on this show. Humans are funny creatures and susceptible to manipulation. This was made clear in the episode when the support group was easily turned into a mob against Jessica. They made a choice to listen to the words of a stranger instead of the woman who brought them all together with a few sentences. As fickle as humans can be, the show also shows that humans are capable of making choices greater than themselves. Hope makes a choice to free Jessica from the burdens of freeing Hope by exposing Kilgrave’s powers to the world. The end of Kilgrave was that important to her.

So even though these two episodes did an amazing job of addressing some very thoughtful themes, the execution was a bit rushed and contrived.

Ep. 9 & 10 = 3 Bibles.
Ep. 9 & 10 = 3 Bibles.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Episodes 11 & 12 review of Jessica Jones coming tomorrow.




Bri "Countess" Calderon IG @brisa1115
Bri “Countess” Calderon
IG @brisa1115

Episode 8: “AKA WWJD?”11/30

This might be the most screwed-up episodes of a season’s worth of screwed-up episodes, as Kilgrave (only known as Kevin Thompson on the show, not in the Alias comic) invites Jessica back home, back where she grew up — where memories are not all that much better than her current lifestyle. Luke Cage must not have been doing the digging that his on/off love-bunny has, because a man of that much power and raw emotion would have certainly put an end to this nightmare suburbia far before its episodic end.

Oh, yeah. He isn’t quite a superhero yet, now, is he? Well, Purple Man is certainly a villain; how super at that, I do not know. His powers seem pretty limited in the grand scheme of things (he’s far too nice, man!), but considering that Jessica isn’t quite a superheroine yet, either, the certainly almost near-freezing of time makes for a very thrilling, fucked-up Netflix series.

Cause NO Avenger women have black hair.
Cause NO Avenger women have black hair.

I’m not sure dedicating an entire episode to his/her seemingly unhinged intimacy was the best idea, as I’m starting to LIKE Kilgrave a bit too much. He’s becoming the most likeable character on a show of psychopaths, and he’s supposed to be THE psychopath! He shows a boatload of his already charismatically obsessive, albeit sensitive, touchy side, and, if you watched Daredevil — hell, I have not #sadlife — you’ll know that sensitive, touchy villains are the trend (Thanks boyfriend).

Can’t wait to see Diamondback throw a fit in Luke’s series when he misses out on all of those Black Friday deals!

Episode 8 is also the turning point where Jessica Jones goes from semi-deliberate noir to more “open” superhero drama, as even the setting is full daylight, in a surburban household. The contrast of bright setting and scary script is quite nice, and works wonders for all the flashbacks involving both Jessica and Kevin’s origins. They’re both creepy and certainly humane. Jessica also shows her wits about her, and why she’s a far better detective than Bruce Wayne in the recent Batfilms (but not on Gotham! Love that kid!). What she does to on her second trip back to her old crib was brilliant.

You go, Jess.

4.5 Bibles.
4.5 Bibles.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Episode 9 review of Jessica Jones coming tonight.




"Sister" Sarah Obloy @DarthHistory
“Sister” Sarah Obloy
@DarthHistory

Episode 7: “AKA Top Shelf Perverts”11/28

Ah, David Tennant. The big bad of season One Jessica Jones has made his play for the titular character, and no one is safe.

In Episode 7, Killgrave makes his intentions known, and Jessica does her best to stop him. The whole season has been building up to a climactic showdown between Jessica and Kilgrave, and this episode shows what lengths each will do to have their way.

Kilgrave, as we have already seen, won’t hesitate to murder to get what he wants, and Jessica is willing to turn herself into a “top shelf pervert” and get locked up to stay out of his clutches. Of course, nothing is ever that easy, especially when you’re dealing with a master of mind control.

"This is the closest I'll ever get to another woman again!"
“This is the closest I’ll ever get to another woman again!”

Not everyone is going to make it out alive.

Will Simpson (Once Upon A Time‘s Wil Traval) continues to be an irritating distraction. I get that Trish needs some comforting, but hasn’t he learned yet that Kilgrave is not for mere mortals to handle? Malcolm continues his development as the most likable character on the show, and the not-so-friendly lawyer and her ex provide Jessica with a distraction.

While not my favorite episode, “Top Shelf Perverts” moves the story along towards what promises to be a riveting conclusion.

4 Bibles.
4 Bibles.

 

 

 

 

 

 




Stephanie "Lady Croft" Panisello @Steph_Panisello
Stephanie “Lady Croft” Panisello
@Steph_Panisello

Episode 6: “AKA You’re A Winner”11/27

Who is Jessica Jones? Thanks to Netflix, the clever writers, director and team we want to know more. Episode 6 begins to peel back the layers and reveal insight on the lighter, more caring and vulnerable Jessica. Her relationship ties get stronger and they begin to expose her vulnerability and desire to be of service to others.

We see after Malcolm chooses to get off drugs, Jessica carries his burden by reporting selfie’s of herself to Kilgrave every morning in order to keep Malcolm out of harms way. We also discover Hope’s (True Detective‘s Erin Moriarty) risky attempts to abort her unbearable pregnancy from Kilgrave’s rape, to be physically harmful. Therefore, Jessica comes to the rescue with a safer pill method. However, once aborted, Jeri secretly asks the nurse for the remains of the unborn child; is this a tactic to win the case or whose team is she really on?

Jessica’s biggest relationship — with her “lover” Luke Cage — appears to go badly whenever the two stop having superhero sex and talk. Luke asks for her aid in finding a guy, who’s his key to getting classified files that explain how his wife really died. Jessica grudgingly accepts the case to help him, but secretly wants to find the information first so Luke won’t find out her deep dark secret. To her demise the information sends Luke to avenge his wife’s death.

In the knick of time, Jessica exposes her secret to save the bus driver’s life. Luke responds to his betrayal with shock saying, “You let me be inside you” and “You touched me with the hands that killed my wife”, summing up his disgust, and distrust. Although the burden of her secret has finally been lifted off her shoulders, she is left shattered in her guilt. Furthermore, the flashbacks leaves us curious to know what’s in the USB drive that caused for his wife’s murder?

Lastly, the episode wouldn’t be complete without her “tormentor” Kilgrave, becoming an even bigger and overbearing creep, when he purchases the house Jessica grew up in. What exactly does he want with her old house? And what street name mantra will she now use to help her sanity?

4.5 Bibles.
4.5 Bibles.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Episode 7 review of Jessica Jones coming tomorrow.




"Sister" Sarah G @DarthHistory
“Sister” Sarah G
@DarthHistory

Episode 5: “AKA The Sandwich That Saved Me”11/24

For the last four episodes, we have gotten to know the post-Kilgrave Jessica Jones — a shaken, emotionally battered woman who is trying her best to keep her shit together. In episode five, “AKA The Sandwich that saved me”, we are introduced to another Jessica- a pre- Kilgrave version that bounces from job to job without a care, spends time grabbing drinks and chatting with Trish in bars, and laughs. The laughter is the most surprising thing about this Jessica. While ours is a badass, and ready to snark at a moment’s notice, this Jessica has fun. Her lighthearted interaction with Trish as the latter tries to convince her to rock a spandex suit is a refreshing moment.

This episode, which bounces between flashbacks and Jessica’s attempt to take down Kilgrave, strengthens the connections between the main characters and brings to light another side of every character. Especially surprising is the continued character arc of Malcolm (Eka Darville), who is emerging as a standout character. A victim and pawn, he finds the hero within himself as Jessica begs him to save her. Malcolm has finally found himself.

As Kilgrave stays one step ahead of Jessica, her commitment to taking him down grows. The slow build to a face to face confrontation feels almost at an end, and it’s a journey that’s worth taking…to what is bound to be a violent and climactic conclusion.

4.5 Bibles.
4.5 Bibles.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Episode 6 review of Jessica Jones coming tonight.




"The Priestess" Eva Ceja - @evaceja
“The Priestess” Eva Ceja – @evaceja

Episode 3 & 4: “AKA It’s Called Whiskey / AKA 99 Friends”11/22 & 23

Fucking Jessica Jones, man.

Not only has Netflix brought us a new series to drewl over, but Krysten Ritter has perfected the female badass superhero, with a sassy attitude and the effortless ability to chug Evan Williams like a champ. Further more, Jessica Jones is a hero’s journey. She is constantly refusing to be the hero in her own story, but eventually accepts her fate as the anti hero.

“AKA It’s Called Whiskey” really sets the whole series into a whirl when we finally get to see and meet the infamous limey Kilgrave. Oh, what a name. Without giving away too much (because I fucking hate spoilers–although I know you won’t read this without watching first *sigh*) we dive deeper into Ms. Jones’ world and Kilgrave’s reason for his obsession with her. The Purple Man uses his powers of mind control to hurt the people that Jessica loves; but exactly WHY is drawn out a little further than you’d want. Tennant is drugging us too.

“AKA 99 Friends” (“And A Bitch IS One!”) furthers the cat-and-mouse game Doctor Whograve has created for JJ to keep her on her toes. Jessica finds more people who had been hurt by her arch-nemesis and helps to set up a group, much like AA, to talk about what the Devil made them do. Just something to point out — and this Priestess could be wrong — but I love when I get to have a protagonist balanced by other characters. With Trish she is the bad girl, wild child that her fascade clearly displays; but when she is in relation to Kilgrave, her inner superhero takes new shape and is called to arms.

Not only is it brilliant writing, but the storylines are seamless. I forget that I am watching episode after episode, which is what a great TV show should do. Thank you, Netflix, for creating great content, building up the hype, and DELIVERING THE HYPE.

In the words go Helen Mirren “We’ve got to stop being polite. If I ever had children the first thing I’d teach a girl of mine is the words ‘fuck off’.” Because…well-behaved women seldom make history.

Ep. 3 + 4 = 4.5 Bibles.
Ep. 3 + 4 = 4.5 Bibles.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Episode 5 review of Jessica Jones coming tomorrow.




Lisa "The Goddam" Wu @the_goddamn_wu
Lisa “The Goddam” Wu
@the_goddamn_wu

Episode 2: “AKA Crush Syndrome”11/21

Once again, Netflix showed networks that passing on series starring less mainstream superheroes like Jessica Jones is a big mistake. However, their failure to recognize the potential of JJ is a blessing as it would have been difficult to commercialize the psychology of such a complex female superhero without diluting her into some kind of desperate housewife.

Within two episodes, the creative team captured the anxiety and fear of being trapped by a manipulative, obsessive sadist. However, in this world, the abuser has super powers that will make the victim do anything–including killing loved ones with a smirk on top. After seeing young Hope incarcerated for a murder she unwittingly committed under the influence of Kilgrave a.k.a. The Purple Man (Doctor Who‘s David Tennant) and the trauma that will most likely haunt her forever, Jessica is forced to make a choice.

Despite Jessica’s “fragile” state, she decides to “give a damn.” In doing so, she meets other Kilgrave victims. They give her information that may lead to a potential way to stop him; but, it is clear that Jessica will not be alone in this fight. Marvel fans already know that both Luke (Halo 5‘s “Spartan Locke” a.k.a. Mike Colter) and Patsy/Trish (TransformersRachael Taylor) are more than just screen eyecandy but heroes with complex stories of their own. But, if seeing Kilgrave through the eyes of his victims doesn’t help establish him as a villain, a glimpse of the depths of his depravity in action will do the trick.

So far, Jessica Jones is the superhero we presently need. Even without superpowers, she has the will to survive, the will to be her own, and the will to care and act when it is easier to just turn the other way.

4 Bibles.
4 Bibles.

 

 

 

 

 

 




Michelle "Magdalene" Kisner @RobotCookie
Michelle “Magdalene” Kisner
@RobotCookie

Episode 1: “AKA Ladies Night” – 11/20

The time is right for a comic book TV series with a strong female protagonist, and Netflix’s Jessica Jones is the perfect show to break through the glass ceiling. Based on Brian Micheal Bendis’ crime noir series Alias, it follows the exploits of a woman named Jessica Jones (played by Breaking Bad‘s Krysten Ritter); a former superhero turned private investigator who uncovers secrets in the seedy underbelly of the Marvel Universe.

The setting is New York City and it’s represented in all its gritty glory. Most of the first episode takes place at night, illuminated with the harsh yellow glare of the streetlights or the soft lights of passing cars. The noir is strong with this show, too, though it channels CSI more than The Big Sleep. Everything has a slick and polished look with excellent cinematography and use of color.

Ritter snarls her way through her Jessica portrayal–equal parts sarcastic and vulnerable. Her duality is what makes her character relatable and somehow more real. She has a filthy mouth and a blunt manner, but it’s made apparent that she has a softer side bubbling underneath all of the bravado. This show wouldn’t work without a resilient lead and Ritter seems to be up to the task.

There were a few Easter eggs hidden for the more astute viewers with the biggest one being the opening credits. The opening scenes feature artwork from David Mack who drew the covers for the original Alias comic. Sean Callery, most famous for scoring the hit series 24, provides an appropriately brooding musical score with cues taken from old detective movies (a whole lot smooth trumpet and sultry saxophone).

Jessica Jones does take some notes from Netflix’s other popular series Daredevil, by keeping with the dark adult themes and stories. It doesn’t shy away from depicting sexuality, violence or foul language which keeps it true to the source material. The first episode drops the viewer straight into the fray and lets them figure out character motivations on their own without too much heavy-handed exposition.

Overall, Episode 1 is a strong start to JJ and continues the tradition of high quality Netflix produced TV series.

4 (out of 5) Bibles.

 

THE MARTIAN vs. SICARIO [Face-Off Review]: You Are Not Alone.

Ever wonder what Home Alone would be like, only set in space??? Not really, but I’m damn happy someone shed light on this idea…

The Martian, starring the ever-so-talented Matt Damon (Good Will Hunting, The Talented Mr. Ridley), follows the trials and tribulations of an underdog botanist left alone on Mars after a major storm gives his crew a reason to presume his death. But (insert Duh duh DAH! music here), Mark Watney is in fact alive and left all alone on Mars with no way back home. To steal the first line of the novel by Andy Weir: “He’s fucked.”

The Martian is Ridley Scott (Blade Runner, Prometheus) at his most genius storytelling, pouring in plenty of scientific and astrophysics theories that so much blew my mind — and Tyson Neil Degrasse’s too — that the little nerd in me happily squirming in my seat (my Trekky mother would be proud she raised such a space-enthused daughter). The Martian also weaves some beautiful relationship dynamics between each of the characters, with even a few Lord of the Rings references. Of course that all makes sense, considering that Sean Bean, who infamously played Boromir in The Fellowship of the Ring is also in this film. Boom.

"Come on, BB-8. I know you're in there somewhere!"
“Come on, BB-8. I know you’re in there somewhere!”

Jessica Chastain (Interstellar, Zero Dark Thirty), who played the captain of Watney’s ship, also brought along the Home Alone “mother relationship” to Damon’s character, which heightened the little butterflies in my stomach for… Well, I can’t give you the ending; you’ll have to wait and see. After a few laughs, great tragedies, lots of tears, and awesome astrophysical endeavors, The Martian is definitely a movie that will hold on its own this 2015. It left me with the hope and forward motion for our own space program.

But this Priestess possibly couldn’t leave our Face-Off without a few stirring questions of her own: What does the discovery of water on Mars really mean for us on Earth? When will us earthlings travel to Mars? And lastly, will Matt Damon meet Arnold Schwarzenegger and the three boob girl in the sequel?

4.5 (out of 5) Craters.
4.5 (out of 5) Craters.
"The Priestess" Eva CEja @evaceja
“The Priestess” Eva CEja @evaceja

 

 

 

 




“Brother” Myke Ladiona: There are those that may question Sicario‘s “geek” status and might be confused as to why we’re going to cover it on this site. I’ll point out to those people that the new Juarez centered, drug-war thriller has brought out the finest performances that Benicio ‘The Collector” Del Toro, Josh ‘Thanos” Brolin, and Emily ‘The Angel of Verdun” Blunt (from Edge of Tomorrow for you slackers) have had in awhile. Aside from the film’s all-star geek cast, Sicario also delivers plenty of thrilling, heightened moments of tension while still having something to say. The Divine One and myself had the chance to check out a screening of the film (that was followed by a Q&A with Del Toro last night), and decided that a film about two sides of one coin needed a two-man team to take down…

“Divine” Derek Vigent: I hear it all the time how people complain that movies are too fast these days. They don’t like all the quick editing and rapid-fire dialogue. Well, then I’ve got a film right here for all those folks! But first: can I get a Stone Cold “Hell Yeah!” if Sicario is nothing less but awesome? Hell mother fuckin’ Yeah!

The tension in this movie had me squirming in my seat like a televangelist at the Spearmint Rhino. The whole sequence of driving a military convoy in and out of Mexico to transport a prisoner was unbelievable. I think I caught myself as I stopped breathing. The cinematography had the viewer riding along on the vehicles with the soldiers. As they drive through looking at the rundown and dirty streets of the seedy city of Juarez, you can feel the dark underbelly just waiting for a moment to pull them down. 
The performances are also what acting and craft are made of. All the characters take their time with their lines, perfectly rolling them around in their mouths like they’re literally molding the words with their tongues.

Wonder what I will collect today.
Wonder what I will collect today.

All of their emotions are raw and brought on by tough and calculated decision making. Del Toro has his inner strength in full use, which nonetheless keeps a certain dark, ferocious anger in check from the death of his family by a drug lord. Blunt comes in as a woman who only plays by the rules, and throws her authority in the face of these soldiers every chance she can–although, at least half of the time, she is just laughed at. But even with all of the belittling by her male counterparts, she stands tall and shows very little signs that it will steer her away from fulfilling her dictated duties.

Myke: Taylor (Deputy Chief David Hale from Sons of Anarchy) Sheridan‘s screenplay seemed to work well in director Denis Villenueve‘s hands and allowed the director to use the tools he showed off in his criminally underrated Prisoners. According to Del Toro’s anecdotes during the Q&A, Villenueve worked closely with his actors to find the most honest portrayals of their perspective characters. Unrealistic monologues were given to other characters and decisions were run back and forth between everyone involved to make sure every moment felt realistic. In fact, because every character was succinctly fleshed out, when the movie switched perspectives from Emily Blunt to Del Toro in the last act there was no sense of detachment. Everything served the story.

So, this is what it's like to make "72/8".
So, this is what it’s like to make “72/8”.

The real icing on the cake, however, was the work done by all-star cinematographer Roger Deakins (Fargo, There Will Be Blood). Even in the dull deserts of Arizona, Deakins photography shined. The vibrancy of his shots perfectly complemented the harsh and unrelenting narrative, without resorting to over-stylized filters. It was just as stripped down and raw as the story.

Sicario is a prime example of a team of artists at the top of their game coming together to create the best version of what this movie could be. I only wish that this crew could come together and keep exploring this world, because they seem to be the best at it.
We both agree that this film deserves…

4.5 (out of 5) Bibles.
4.5 (out of 5) Bibles.
"Divine" Derek Vigeant @uncledarryl37 & "Brother" Myke Ladiona @onemyke
“Divine” Derek Vigeant @uncledarryl37 & “Brother” Myke Ladiona @onemyke

HOWARD the DUCK / PRINCESS LEIA / GLC / NINJAK / BIG MAN PLANS [Reviews]: The ‘Big’ Con Job.

It’s this week’s Fistful of Comics— and we surely have MORE than a Fistful!

Waaaaaffff!



HOWARD THE DUCK #1 - Marvel
HOWARD THE DUCK #1 – Marvel
Taffeta "Dutchess" Darling @TheTaffetaDarling
Taffeta “Dutchess” Darling
@TheTaffetaDarling

Howard the Duck #1 is one of the funniest first issues I’ve read in a long time. It breaks the fourth wall barrier with side notes and direct conversation to the readers, much like the old school John Byrne She-Hulk days. It’s a great introduction to the character for those that have no previous knowledge– or those who want to forget that their only knowledge is of the 1980s cult classic movie.

Chip Zdarsky (Sex Criminals, the upcoming Kaptara) is as expected, perfectly suitable for this title. He captures and delivers Howard’s trademark sarcasm and snark which left me cracking up at every swipe of the page. Joe Quinones (Captain Marvel, Dark Avengers) matches the writing with popping visuals and great details. There really isn’t anything like this story from the other “big name characters” and I’m so looking forward to reading more.

The cameos were to be expected and didn’t disappoint. With Howard being a detective in the Marvel Universe, I expect to see many crossovers and cases that tie into the rest of the MU.
Pick this title up, you won’t regret it. 4.5/5 Holy Shits this is great!




BIG MAN PLANS #1 - Image
BIG MAN PLANS #1 – Image
"Apostle" Lance Paul - @lance_paul
“Apostle” Lance Paul – @lance_paul

Big Man Plans #1 tells the origin of one little man and his angry revenge on those who have taken his humanity away. From the creative mind that brought you The Goon and not for the kids at home — but masterly delivered and exquisitely illustrated — BMP may just be the crude sleeper hit of 2015.

Born with dwarfism, Big Man lived a troubled life since the day his father died and his sister was stolen away from him. Utterly broken down and with no where to turn, the U.S. Army enlists BM for an off the books Vietnam tunnel mission. BM soon becomes adapt at his job flushing out the Vietnamese soldiers in their tunnel bases. After the taxpayers find out about missing funds that had been paying the way for BM’s missions, he is sent home where he drinks himself to rock bottom till he is delivered a mysterious letter that changes everything!

What Eric Powell (The Goon) and Tim Wiesch (Hellboy) deliver with this new comic is equal parts hilarious and crude. If you appreciated the humor in The Goon and unsolicited destruction — with a mix of sex (yes, use that dirty imagination of yours) — you will love everything about this comic. If it’s not a well-placed grenade under a chocolate milk sip cup or a Dwarf beating a man with a crow bar and his cock out, BMP has a ton to offer.

Powell and Wiesch work as an amazing team, reworking the average crime drama into something so much more. It’s BIG, its CRUDE and Big Man Plans #1 is my pick for Best Miniseries of 2015 thus far. Oh wait, there’s 3 more issues… 5/5 Munchkins agree!




PRINCESS LEIA #1 - Marvel
PRINCESS LEIA #1 – Marvel
"The Priestess" Eva Ceja - @evaceja
“The Priestess” Eva Ceja – @evaceja

I opened my dropbox to find that my fearless leader of GHG had sent me another comic assignment. I downloaded only to discover– it was Marvel’s Princess Leia 001. I squealed like my gay friend Jason when he sees Michael Kors sale online.

For realz doe.

“This is a geek girl’s wet dream” I screamed! My cat looking amused and judgmental. Also, he had that “feed me bitch” look clearly only wanting me to finish opening the can tuna so he could eat. I opened the can and quickly read this masterpiece.

Sooooooooooooooooooooooo, in a nut shell — besides hustling down to Meltdown as fast as I could to buy, smell and breath in the damn beautiful thing in fresh paper — the story starts off right at the end of the 4th episode, A New Hope, when Leia is giving Han, Chewie, and Luke medals. She gives a speech to the crowd whom seem to feel as though she is not mourning her people and family as much as she should. Her people begin to gossip and whisper that she is an ‘ice-cold princess’ in demeanor. However, we peeps all know, Leia is out to protect her people by any means necessary (cue: BDP!). Leia befriends a woman Alderaan pilot named Evaan whom helps her to sneak out so she can take matters into her own hands and help her people.

BOOM Alderaan. BOOM.

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Princess Leia comes packed with some awe-inspiring art by Terry Dodson (Uncanny X-Men), and the clever story by Daredevil‘s Mark Waid really pens the tail on the ewok. Ouch. Not only have they brought in a classic heroine, but they have begun a great beginnings of a series that I hope will do very well, as I am sure they will. Mark and Terry… the force is strong with you… and also with Marvel. 4/5 Bibles.

Smart this comic is. This comic smart is. Is this comic smart? Smart comic this is.
[insert yoda voice with one of those phrases]




NINJAK #1 - Valiant
NINJAK #1 – Valiant
“El Sacerdote” J.L. Caraballo Twitter @captzaff007
“El Sacerdote” J.L. Caraballo Twitter @captzaff007

Ninjak #1 by writer Matt Kindt (Unity), and artist Clay Mann (X-Men: Legacy) is a slick, action-packed read that reintroduces readers to Valiant’s popular super-spy amalgam of Batman and James Bond (or, more appropriately, Derek Flin). I must admit, I wasn’t aware of the character prior to this reading, but the story starts promisingly enough, with Ninjak’s action-packed rescue of Agent Roku—a super-deadly engineered assassin—from a Russian facility.

The action is inter-cut with flashbacks from Ninjak’s (real name, Colin King) childhood, showing his escape from his rich (if detached) parents’ opulent home, at the dead of night, to catch samurai films in town. Juxtaposing his childhood with the action-packed present helped give a very clear picture of who Colin is (and was) and what shaped his skills and independent streak; although it did affect the pacing later on in the story—a flashback that felt superfluous dragged on the present proceedings in a way that made me reread the segment to see what the point was of it all. Mann’s art is slick and workmanlike, and was very reminiscent of Jim Lee’s detailed, sharp lines; it gets the job done, but doesn’t do much more than that.

This issue sets up a larger storyline that will be interesting to see concluded, and if the flashbacks are handled more deftly, I’ll gladly be there for the ride. 4/5 Super Spy Mansions.




SOUTHERN CROSS #1 - Image
SOUTHERN CROSS #1 – Image
"Cardinal" Roberto de Bexar @RobBex2
“Cardinal” Roberto de Bexar
@RobBex2

Southern Cross comes to us by writer Becky Cloonan (American Vampire) and artist Andy Belanger (Kill Shakespeare). The story follows Alex Braith as she boards the Southern Cross to reclaim her sister’s remains and to dig a bit deeper into her mysterious death on the planet, Titan. However, not everything is as it seems at the core of the ship. She don’t “love to fly and it shows”.

The great thing about reviewing pilot issues of indie comics is that you have absolutely no idea what you are walking into. Picking up a Spider-Man #1 comic? You know what you are getting. Same with any other mainstream superhero(ine) book (although some may argue at this point that Image is mainstream; thanks, Walking Dead!) Cloonan brings a great nuance to the series, introducing a number of characters in a very natural way– making it easier to keep track of so many in a first issue. Belanger’s artwork is crisp with an indie flair. The colors are as muted as our protagonist, but seeing as it takes place on a ship, it makes everything work that much more.

The end to the issue might as well have been a gigantic question mark, and although the question of whether or not to buy this in single or trade paper back is entirely up to you, it’s this week’s “must-read.” End of story. 4.5/5 Boarding Passes to Titan.




GREEN LANTERN CORPS #40 - DC Comics
GREEN LANTERN CORPS #40 – DC Comics
JaDarrell "The Belser" @TheBelser
JaDarrell “The Belser”
@TheBelser

The final issue of the New 52 relaunch of the Green Lantern Corps is here, which looks at the lives of anyone not named Hal Jordan, Guy Gardner or Kyle Rayner. Although I haven’t kept up with this comic, I couldn’t miss jumping at the chance to cover my personal favorite Green Lantern– John Stewart; and, no, I’m not talking about the guy that kicked Seth Rollins and every rightwing Republican in the balls (not necessarily my views, but you know). No, we’re talking about Stringer, Janek, Stacker, Luther, Heimdall, and the next Shere Khan. Well, at least I’m hoping Mr. Elba lands this casting. Imagine him and Chris Pine? Dopeness.

Getting back to the comic, familiar John Stewart fans know that one incident in particular haunts him — and us — more than most: The destruction of the planet Xanshi. It haunts him mainly because HE caused it with a headstrong move. Now what happens when an older, wiser John is confronted with an identical situation so many years later? Will one GL’s past affect another planet’s future? These questions make for a nice end to the series. I love Van (The Flash) Jensen‘s “Will I make the same mistake twice?” device, and even better is the dialogue between Stewart and his subordinate GLs.

One difference between this new retelling of the incident and the original is that John initially arrives at Xanshi with Katma Tui instead of the Martian Manhunter. Also a treat is the artwork from Bernard Chang (The forthcoming Batman Beyond) and Mirko Colak (Deadpool) and their vivid recreation of the Xanshi‘s explosion in the beginning. Now, for the important question: Where does the GLC go from here? I suppose we’ll let Convergence decide that now, won’t we. 4/5 Belser Bibles.




THE BIG CON JOB #1 - BOOM! Studios
THE BIG CON JOB #1 – BOOM! Studios
"Divine" Derek Vigeant @uncledarryl37
“Divine” Derek Vigeant @uncledarryl37

So when our editor “Monsignor” Moody selects which comics he assigns for us individuals to review, I kind of wonder his thinking process. Ahhh, The Big Con Job #1 made perfect sense to me: A book about a group of actors who were once on a famous cult TV show — called Buck Blaster — who, now many years later, are just struggling to get financially by on the nostalgia of appearing at conventions. As time has gone on, they get less and less fanfare to help line their pockets and therefore they are beginning to fall into desperate situations. Of course, because this is comics, it all takes to extreme circumstance.

The Divine couldn’t have been more sucked in by this book. Being a fanboy that spends ridiculous amounts of time and money going to these conventions and meeting either stars of yesterday or today, I know all too well that fame is fleeting. But Jimmy Palmiotti (Harley Quinn) and Dominike “Domo” Stanton (Fanboys vs. Zombies) have found a way to bring these characters’ despair to the page in a way that is so remarkably honest. The dialogue between them is so lined with sadness that you’re immediately pulling for the entire group.

Stanton’s art also conveys so many great examples of emotion and heart to wonderfully accommodate this story. Just one panel alone of a man in the rain with his cat left me with an unforgettable impression. But without giving too much away, the series has to be able to go somewhere; thankfully, the last page reveals some great story potential. Thanks for Con-ing me into another book on my pull-list, Moody. 4.5/5 Washed Up Convention Guests.

DC FUTURES END #1’s [Sunday Stash, Round 3]: Almost Prrrrr…fect.

Our fourth installment of the FUTURES END Sunday Stash sees the end of it, cleaning up a pair of rivalries from last week with a smothering of titillating others. Which title prevails on top?

Scroll down to find out.

(From left to right): "El Sacerdote" J.L. Caraballo, "Templar' Mark Majndle, "Christ-ine" Manzione, "Cardinal" Roberto de Bexar, "Minister" Gabe Carrasco, "The Priestess" Eva Ceja, "Monsignor" Travis Moody
(From left to right): “El Sacerdote” J.L. Caraballo, “Templar’ Mark Majndle, “Christ-ine” Manzione, “Cardinal” Roberto de Bexar II, “Minister” Gabe Carrasco, “The Priestess” Eva Ceja, “Monsignor” Travis Moody.


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Today’s development with the Futures End arc continues in the pages of New Suicide Squad #1 (“The Replacements”), and Teen Titans #1 (“Team Effort”). Of the two, New Suicide Squad’s muted palette and more solid story telling (courtesy of writer Sean Ryan) was a good way of easing into yet another front on the Futures End event. Teen Titans packed a lot into a single issue, which seemed a bit too packed, with a bit too much going on and felt more like an expository dump, though that’s not a missive on writer Will Pfeiffer, who has a lot to cram into a single issue. Here, the Titans are set to put an end to Archimedes Grant’s attempts to destroy the incoming hordes of Earth 2’s super- and metahumans. There is a lot to get through with this issue, which rushes past plot points and some surprising turns without taking the time for any one of them to register (a second read-through to get all the plot developments right was required. With New Suicide Squad, Ryan works a lot to set a measured tone and wry sense of humor, as DC’s badass office boss Amanda Waller rebuilds the Suicide Squad, and it is amusing to see what has become of both Black Manta and Harley Quinn. Suicide Squad has always been a great title, and a fun read, and this issue is no different on that front. Between the two titles, bet your money on the Suicide Squad — you won’t be disappointed. TT #1 = 2/5; NSS #1 = 5/5. – J.L. Caraballo




048.DCC_.Flash_.1.0_320x493_5390e299c6e768.55542978054.DCC_.Sprmn_.1.0B_320x493_5390e3459aa892.06540151Okay clergy folk, your boy just finished reading through these two comics and I know what you’re thinking, “Templar’s a Super-Fan; how is this review even going to be legit?” Well, let me tell you something: It is. Why? Because although it pains me to say it, and I’m probably getting kicked out of the Superman Fan Club for this, but Futures End Flash just curb stomped the Kryptonite out of the S man. Superman: Futures End #1, written by Dan Jurgens (Aquaman: Futures End #1) and drawn by Lee Weeks (Secret Origins #1) just fell below par. The artwork was good and there was a story there, but nothing amazing or eye-popping. Hell, I don’t even know why they called this Superman, SPOILER ALERT!!!! The main character wasn’t even Superman! It was a different DC Hero pretending to be the king of my heart! The Flash on the other hand was near-amazeballs. Writers Robert Venditti (The Surrogates) and Van Jensen (Green Lantern Corps) started the story off a little strange for my tastes (I have special technology from the future! Blah), but then kicked it right into overdrive, with so much action my eyes are still watering. Add all this to artist Brett Booth’s (Backlash) fantastic linework and this book just kicked the Shazam out of Superman! Not only were the pictures greatly detailed, but there were so many freaking superb lightning bolts popping out everywhere I was almost afraid to turn the page. If you only have 4-dollars to your name and therefore can only buy one of these books, then, dare I say it, skip Superman and grab Flash. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go wash my mouth out with soap… Supes #1 = 2/5; The Flash #1 = 3.5/5. – Mark Majndle




047.DCC_.CatWmn.1.0_320x493_5390e2638968d8.18335053HarleyQuinn_320_539b6b34346295.15104219Harley Quinn’s personality comes to life through the insane comments she has on the tribal island she’s been stranded on. When tribesman Bouba shows her the palace he’s built for ‘Tha’Jo-Kaa,’ you already knew who this mysterious God would be, and I was giggling throughout the whole book. Having a writing style mesh with ink and color so effortlessly is a hard feat that Harley’s dark humor pulls off with grace-– it makes the read that much more immersive. I understand with Futures End‘s once-offs, it’s difficult to bring a ton of backstory to a single-run story; I just wish it could’ve been a bit longer. Being stranded on an island worked well as it allowed Joker to shape the world around him (or so he thought), and we weren’t constrained within a cityscape with *yawn* rules. How often do you get to make tribesmen dress up as Joker’s most-hated do-gooders just for him to hunt them down? Another thing! Did Sholly Fisch (Action Comics), Amanda Connor (Power Girl) and Jimmy Palmiotti (Jonah Hex) decide this was the week to kill off the significant other? With Joker being fed to a volcano deity and Falcone eating the lead of Gotham’s most fearsome underground, Kyle and Quinn receive a new start with less crime-ridden baggage. Catwoman worked so well for me–- in a stark contrast to Harley’s fruity color palette, Sonia (Witchblade) Oback’s gritty, muted tones lend themselves well to the severity of Selina Kyle’s pressing matter of keeping the peace between warring gangs. In your typical purported Italian-mobster fashion, Falcone sets a car bomb up especially for Selina, hoping to take not only her life, but the reigns to their operation. The ever-clever Kyle, however, turns the entire situation around when Falcone notices his offshore bank account is completely depleted, earning himself more than a few begrudged gangster’s bullets. Kyle’s conversation with the Riddler at the end is well-appreciated, tying up loose ends through the Riddler’s sheer genius (he’s so smug). Harley = 4.25/5; Cats = 4/5. – Christine Manzione




050.DCC_.JsLgDr.1.0_320_539a0550f20c09.17626127053.DCC_.StrSpn.1.0_320_539a0627625e99.92085640Any time a comic makes me start humming It’s the End of the World by R.E.M. is not a bad thing. In this corner, with beautiful — almost painted — artwork from Scott Hampton is Star Spangled War Stories, with a really sharp story by Justin Gray and Jimmy Palmiotti (All-Star Western). Futures End SSWS is all about a zombie apocalypse coming to Gotham City and GI Zombie coming to the rescue. Re-read that last sentence and that’s all you really need to know about the book. The whole comic has a feeling of World War Z and 24 to it, with some great little panels and scenes that seriously made me want this to be more than just a one-shot. And in the other corner Andres Guinaldo comes out swinging for our favorite DC magicians, Justice League Dark, with a script by J.M. DeMatteis (Justice League 3000) and Len Wein (Wolverine). The JLD crew is caught in a nameless dimension trying to find their way home. I’m a not big Justice League Dark fan, and this book just did not want me to jump on. The characters felt very 2-dimentional and just weren’t all that captivating. By the end of both books, Star Spangled War Stories did a better job at keeping things tight and suspenseful, while Futures End JLD falls short of making me want more. SSWS #1 = 4/5; JLD #1 = 3/5. – Robert Bexar II




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This week in the Technicolor Jewelry Universe, Guy Gardner and Sinestro end up “black and blue”, but not in the traditional sense (Spoilers, by the way!). First up: Red Lanterns. This issue is the equivalent of “I’m all caught up on Netflix, but the series finale is tonight, I guess I’ll see how it ends even though I have no idea how we got here.” This is the kind of ending that’s almost Disney-approved. (Complete with not-so-hidden sexual innuendo). The whole theme of Charles (Swamp Thing) Soule‘s book is “No More Reds” and surprise sur-freakin-prise, they beat the big baddie, then Gardner’s second in command goes crazy angry for like 4 panels before it’s “Happily Ever After.” Honestly, I’m conflicted. It’s a nice wrap-up issue, but this is the happiest issue I’ve read of anything, ironically coming from the angriest book from DC. And wait– isn’t this what we’d eventually want to happen? Either way, if that means at least five more years of Red Lanterns, I’m on board. Now Sinestro on the other hand falls into the category of “what happens when you give a bad guy his own book.” I love Cullen (Magneto) Bunn‘s series, but it’s issues like this that make some of the earlier ones hard to read. The book was one long internal monologue. (75 caption boxes!!) Fortunately, the story made a lot of sense, and would be a fantastic ending to a Sinestro movie or something. He’s so driven to be the leader of a powerful army that he raises his fallen soldiers from the dead, and leads them as Black Lanterns? That’s… I can’t even… Sinestro is such a badass!! And using the short amount of time given, through beautiful use of flashbacks, it all makes sense. I just wish we’d have a little more dialogue and less internal Sinestrologue. So Red Lanterns: Story’s great, ending’s super cliche, Sinestro: Story’s super wordy, ending’s great. Ladies and Gentleman, I think we have a tie = 3.5/5. – Gabe Carrasco




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036.DCC_.BOP_.1.0_320x493_53876cb59e41d0.08360510Christy (Fables) Marx delivers in DC’s Birds of Prey: Futures End. Free of Ra’s al Ghul’s control at last, Black Canary claims her rightful place as the head of the League of Assassins; thus, we learn Batgirl has turned against good. The Black Canary liberates women who have been captured and takes then under her care, sometimes making them part of her League of Assassins. This female-driven comic really sets itself apart with the intriguing story line and twist and turns. Throw in some excellent visuals from Robson Rocha (Superboy) and Oclair Albert (Demon Knights), and this one-shot winds up a simple — yet highly enjoyable — comic, with just the right feminist edge. Thank you DC and Christy Marx. Well played. Scott (Superman) Lobdell’s Red Hood and the Outlaws pits Jason Todd in the solo future, as he reveals hints to how the Outlaws and his partners, Starfire and Arsenal, parted ways; this premise also leads to Todd’s new mission of retribution and brutal justice. OK. As if we’ve never read this one before. Nothing “Fresh ‘n Easy” about this comic, which felt more like a recycled bag I use over and over at…the aforementioned grocery store. BOP #1 = 3.25/5; RHATO #1 = 2.25/5. – Eva Ceja




046.DCC_.BstrGl.1.0_320x493_5390e213463397.47198172aquaman_320_539a1597797b97.43948363About time, Moody. Booster Gold — DC’s resident time-travelling Hollywood (wannabe) superhero — first caught my eye in the fall of 2007, with a new series from Geoff Johns and Jeff Katz following the 52 aftermath. Dan Jurgens, author of both of these Futures End titles (and the previously reviewed Supes), returns to the character he once created, and it’s only fitting your trusty Monsignor explore these comics with all the blue-and-bright-yellow eyes on The Multiverse. Booster has always been an intrinistic figure in the DC Universe, and Jurgens stop-gaps that visit various Earths and various superheroes (i.e. Kamandi, The Legion, J.L.I., etc.), giving longtime fans of BGizzle what they’ve always enjoyed. Unfortunately, there’s not much room in 22 to explore this hero’s singificant impact 5-years from now without, of course, going way of needless exposition. Jurgens avoids that, but the plethora of artists — despite some hefty names (Brett Booth, Ron Frenz) and the same colorist throughout — may muddle even more confusion. Shame on you, noobs. On the other hand, DJ’s Aquaman & The Others: FE is a more straight-forward tale. Jurgens’ “The Others” comic a.k.a. the complimentary Aquaman title has actually featured more of Arthur Curry than Jeff Parker’s more Mera-based titular version. To Jurg’s defense, we see Mera become the centerpiece of this issue, riding those tides between being loyal to her husband and Xebel. Art also swims! Imagine that. No longer does Aquaman have to explain his throne of H2O to those on land. Sean (X-O Manowar) Chen‘s art was clean enough for the more positive tone of the comic, but I’ll still take Booster’s story with all the importance of DC’s current events that surrounds it. Hey– it’s not often a monthly-themed comic had this much meaning. BG #1 = 3.75/5; A&TO #1 = 3.5/5. – Travis Moody

LUCY [Movie Review]: Go Ahead… Do Some Drugs

First off, let me say j’dore Luc Besson (The Professional). He always has a strong female character that makes me grin from ear to ear. His femme fatals have become legendary: from “La Femme Nikita” to “The Fifth Element,” Mr. Besson has now gives us Lucy, a heroine played by none other than the Black Widow herself… Scarlett Johansson (The Avengers).

Lucy, the titular character, is a girl who accidentally winds up caught in a dark drug deal. The bad guys stuff her with a synthetic drug that eventually begins to leak into her body. As her system begins to absorb the blue, crystalline drug, it takes a rather unexpected side-effect — it allows her to access more of her brain capacity, far beyond the average human’s 10%. Suddenly, Lucy is able to turn the tables on her captors and transforms herself into a merciless, superhuman warrior.

She's only using like 88% here...
She’s still only using like 88% here…

Okay, okay. I know everything you’re all asking yourselves… How was Scarlett? Does Lucy kick ass and does she take names?  And what happens when she accesses 100% of her brain?

1. Scarlett was good. She depicted the unlikely Lucy well, yet flawlessly made her evolution come to life. Robotic at times, sure, but clever internal instincts that allowed us (the audience) to see a shit-ton of lightbulbs turn on as we were connecting the dots of several universal truths.
2. Lucy kicked ass… with her mind. I want to kick ass with my mind. I think we can all agree that this would be awesome.
3. Go see the movie to find out what happens at the end. I’ll post no spoilers here.

All in all, I thought this movie was incredibly entertaining, and also, thank you again to Mr. Besson for reminding us all that a good movie can only be 90 minutes! Wasting 3-plus hours in a movie theater isn’t my idea of a good time. Lucy was fun, fast, and still remained thoughtful.

On a side note, I want to say that I very much appreciate Mr. Besson’s commitment to cinema du look (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cinema_du_look). Although the story in Lucy is absolutely engaging, Besson’s strong inclination for “style over substance, spectacle over narrative” adds a dimension of thrill that is essential for the modern action film.

See this film. If you like fast-paced action with a quirky French attitude, it’ll be well worth the money to see it on the big screen. But I promise not to judge you wait to stream or rent. —Eva Ceja

4 (out of a possible 5) Bibles 
4 (out of a possible 5) Bibles