Author: Joe Tower

JOE TOWER was the first in line for Batman at his local Cineplex when he was 9, and in more than twenty years nothing has changed. He loves Chicago sports and kung-fu movies, but refuses to watch either with other people. Also, late at night, he’s a sucker for fast food. Follow the "Father" Joe @whateverjoe
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GHG Presents… THE WILD BRUNCH [Podcast, S01E04]: MEGALODINOMASAUR.

After a near 3.5-month layoff, The Wild Brunch Podcast is back! That can only mean more bacon, more movies, more eggs, more movies, and more damn bacon. Before our illustrious hosts, "Father" Joe Tower and "Vicar" Alex Gradet, move on to "Oscar season" with the likes of Black Mass, Sicario, Crimson Peak, The Hateful Eight, …

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GHG Presents… THE WILD BRUNCH [Podcast, S01E02]: Chekhov’s Sledgehammer.

Listen up, Internet — it's Episode 2 of THE WILD BRUNCH. Say what? You missed our hit debut, when the likes of frosted flake-crusted-french-toast met the one Chappie? My western omelette could only take so much... But here's your second chance. It's two dudes -- two really neat dudes -- talking about movies. You'd be …

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GUARDIANS TEAM-UP / BLACK SCIENCE / ALL-NEW HAWKEYE [Reviews]: That Gang’s All Here.

The CONGREGATION OF COOL IS NOW IN SESSION... and the recipe for your salvation is a punch to the head. So here's a big, balled-up, bloody-knuckled FISTFUL OF COMICS! NAVIGATE THE PERILS of another Chitauri invasion of NYC with RYAN FORD! DISAPPEAR INTO THE APPARITION of HaloGen with JIMMY CUPP! Do double time and HIT ALL THE TARGETS …

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STAR WARS / RAT QUEENS / A WOLF AMONG US [Reviews]: The (Un)Holy Trinity

You just can't get enough of THE STASH, can you? It's like a saline drip of fucking abject truthfulness about the most serious subject we here at God Hates Geeks can think of: F^&$*@# COMIC BOOK REVIEWS! In this week's version of THE STASH we bring you three reviews of this week's must-have, or in …

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Battlestar Galactica / Shaft / Army of Darkness [Reviews]: Comics Get “The Treatment”

Welcome to this week's edition of The Stash, all you purveyors of comics' cache! Once again, the elite cadre of geekologists, geekolytes, geekofiles, geektranauts, and geekinators here at The Church of Cool have scoured the sluice of last week's comic book excavation and brought forth an assessment of your upcoming purchase agenda! It's ADAPTATION TIME! And …

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SPIDER-WOMAN / WONDER WOMAN / DJANGO ZORRO [Reviews]: Not Such A Man’s World No Mo’!

What's up? Breaking the Internet? Making memes? Trolling for a Tinder date? 'Liking' shit you secretly hate on Facebook? Well, why don't you use your time wisely and devote yourself to THE GOSPEL OF THE GEEKS, because the holy clergy over here at GodHatesGeeks have spent weeks in the catacombs combing through new scriptures so we can bring you …

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