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June 6, 2012June 7, 2012

E3’s Judgment Day: Hungover Marine Edition (Day 1)

Sinners, welcome to Day 1 – well, Day 2, tech-nically – of GHG’s E3 coverage. Every morning the day after, we’ll have a mass proclaiming the best games and electronics we were able to demo. You see, we’re not too keen on crunching a bunch of facts from developers, or analyzing every angle from a technical …

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June 5, 2012July 26, 2014

The Last Of Us: the PS[E]3 Strikes Back…

At first, it would've been easy to comment on what a sad state a gaming empire's going through when your most ancipated product of the holiday season.. just so happens to be available by your main competitor (AC3). But, then, Playstation went and nuked every press conference keypad with... A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE II The PS3-exclusive, The Last of …

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June 4, 2012June 7, 2012

Hallelujah for E3 Homeruns….

And severe penance for E3 groundballs!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Considering our parish lacks the proper funds of some of the other, luckier churches in the Diocese of Dweeb, this Reverend's going to make it real easy for you. You see, my friends, I've got other gigs. No, no. I gave up selling blueberry squishes and Spalding Pumps …

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June 1, 2012June 1, 2012

PrE3 Face-off: Moody & Marl tackle the expo’s onslaught!

Travis Moody: Dosey-doe, oh, yo-no hello there, Marlina! Seems we got ourselves quite the event coming up this week.. Marlina Moreno: For sure, Trav! Though I have no idea what to expect! Going game crazy over here. TM: No sweat, darlin’. I’ll be just as much the noob at E3 as you are. MM: *sings …

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May 29, 2012May 29, 2012

E3:16 – Despite its abundant “Rock Star” absences, the show must go on!

John told us long ago that eternal life will be granted for those who believe. The same can be said with the world’s most prestigious video game conference. So long as there’s an E3, there’ll be more than enough games that your nacho-cheesed thumbs can handle. Sure, the “flake” list of game developing and publishing …

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May 28, 2012May 28, 2012

Memorial Mass: For the supes who never came back. Yet.

The good ol' comic book death. If nothing else, the thought sure as hell sells a lot of books. A couple deaths even took this pastor back to the promised land. If not for Ed Brubaker's "Death of Captain America", Grant Morrison's "Batman R.I.P.", and Alan Moore's "Watchmen" a.k.a. "The Death of Everyone," who knows if I'd …

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