THE S.O.S. / AVENGERS / EDGE of SPIDER-VERSE / COPPERHEAD [Reviews]: Gotta Have FATE!

"It's been a long time, we shouldn't have left you." - Rakim Yes, it's been 9 -- NINE long days since we've last hit you off with an update (until we were blessed with the Divine One's excellent take on the new season of SOA), so we have a barrel of epic articles this week …

SONS of ANARCHY [Season 7, Ep. 1 & 2 Reviews]: 50 Shades of Jax.

The Men of Mayhem are back for their seventh and final season. And damn if it doesn’t feel like it... http://youtu.be/hXBftDP_TLU The premiere opens with its usual musical montage, setting our beloved "Hamlet on Wheels" in motion: Jax (Pacific Rim's Charlie Hunnam) is in prison so he could keep Tara out of harms way; Gemma …

BOARDWALK EMPIRE [Season 5 Premiere Review]: Take Care.

Wow. Is this Boardwalk Empire, or a Drake album? After spending an hour in the world of Nucky Thompson (Steve Buscemi), I swear Nothing Was the Same. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAS_QPZQo3o The first episode of the HBO period drama's new season -- and promised last, with only 8 episodes -- feels more like a season finale. Every main …

DC FUTURES END #1’s [Sunday Stash Reviews] : Just a Relaxing, Sunday Time Travel…

Is it Sunday again ALREADY?! On this day, the Year of Our Moody, 7th of September, 2014, The Congregation of Cool is going to defy physics and TIME TRAVEL so to best review for you TEN alternate timelines within DC's Futures End New 52! ALL #1's! ALL YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS! ALL THE WHAT-IFS YOU CAN HANDLE IN ONE SITTING! …

DEATH of WOLVERINE / THE NAMES / ORIGINAL SIN / ALICE COOPER [Reviews]: GodHates… ASTRONAUTS?!!!??

Sounds of Ghetto Bird choppers may wake my ass up every morning, but the thoughts of some rampaging, blue Horseheads -- drunk off that wiiiiiine -- and their kookie Crabheaded Nebula opponents will surely (did someone say "Shirley"?) be the ones swirling above my cranium. A-Men. Look, man. If you thought Morrison's Multiversity was a …

THE LEAGUE [Season 6 Premiere Review]: ‘Foosball’ is the Devil.

“Kevin is the New Andre and Ted is Dead” Greetings, God Hates Geekers. Football season is upon us and with that, our favorite NFL companion comedy, The League, is back for its sixth season on FXX (no, the extra X is not a typo; FX did actually split up their networks for some reason). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIBwe6sbgVo …