THE BONE SEASON [Review]: Call me Miss ‘Clairvoyant’, but this is the Next Big Thing…

“The single most beautiful and terrible thing I’d ever laid eyes on.” No, I’m not referring to my usual hipster pick up lines at the bars in Silverlake. I am talking about the next epic series to be whispered with the likes of Harry Potter and The Hunger Games (whoever compares this to Fifty Shades …

Fantasy Football [Recap/Week 4 Preview]: Gettin’ Busy by the Pigskin of our teeth!

Another wild week in the NFL. At this point, we really have no idea who the hell is in contention to win the Super Bowl -- unless your name is Jason "Seattle" Sacks, the very man who beat me this week. Of course! We're also heading towards the "bye" weeks, so be prepared to see …

AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D., Episode 1 [Review]: Easter comes early.

Supreme Headquarters, International Espionage, Law-Enforcement Division. Nah. Strategic Hazard Intervention Espionage Logistics Directorate. Not really. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro4nYzpyxvc Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division. Yes. That one! Whatever you want to call the fall season's most anticipated new show, Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. is here and it's time to assess all the damage. Before we break down …

GRAND THEFT AUTO V [Podcast]: It’s a 1-8-7 on a Next-Gen Console!!!

You've seen the pictures. You've read the reviews. GTA V is undoubtedly the best in the legendary video game series. But, shit...is it the greatest game of all time? Does it fair to the PS3's mega-hit of 2013, The Last of Us? What exactly seperates this open-world sandbox shooter from the rest? Allow GodHatesGeeks to settle …

WWE 2K14 Roster Reveal [Podcast]: Wyatthewait?

Ohhh you didn't knowwww??? If you thought there'd be any surprises in tonight's WWE 2K14 roster reveal during RAW, then your ass bettaaaaaa calllllllllllllllllllllllllll sommmmmeeebodyyyyyyyyy!!! 83 wrestlers announced. Hopefully there's 100 CAW slots. Still. So, let the Parish of Pain know what YOU think of tonight's announcement...and see our mega gallery of 2K's "30 Years …

Fantasy Football [Recap/NFL Week 3 Preview]: Not much of a Battle…in Seattle!

We'd like to welcome you all back for yet another edition of First Church of Fantasy, where the Mad Monk and yours truly talk pigskin shenanigans, surprises, and upsets. The most upsetting moment of the week had to be the Sunday Night heartbreaker that was supposed to feature the very best of the NFC West, …