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June 30, 2021July 9, 2021

SCARLET NEXUS [Review]: A Game For Brainiacs.

When it comes to anime-styled RPG’s, I often caution myself before diving in as many of them feel like slight remixes of other games within the genre. Yet, there was something that stood out to me about Scarlet Nexus. It looked like an RPG with silky smooth hack & slash combat and gave me vibes of Astral …

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August 12, 2019

KINGDOM [Review] All For One.

I haven’t read any of the 55 volumes (and counting) of Yasuhisa Hara’s Kingdom manga or watched any of the 77 episodes of the anime adapted by animation studio Pierrot (Bleach, Yu Yu Hakusho, and Tokyo Ghoul among many others)... https://youtu.be/aMTiFyDZmfc To make matters worse, I haven’t seen any of the films by director and …

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August 5, 2019

HOBBS & SHAW [Review]: The Ultimate Big Balls Competition.

Before you read this review of Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw, I just want you to know that I can’t stand this fucking franchise. I gave up keeping up with them after Furious 7 and felt like the Fast & Furious franchise peaked/was tolerable around Fast Five and never really went anywhere worthwhile …

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September 12, 2018

THE PREDATOR [Film Review]: Trophy Hunting for Trash.

The Predator is borderline horrendous and you should be mad about it. Ignore the AVP films since they’re basically two violent excursions into rocket propelled and orifice swelling cases of diarrhea that shat their way down into the sewer and were flushed into non-existence, but the Predator franchise is basically three films; Predator, Predator 2, …

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December 23, 2017

BRIGHT [Review]: The Dark Lord is in Another Castle.

On Netflix today is Bright, the most expensive Netflix original film to date with a $90 million budget and a fantasy action crime film written by Max Landis (American Ultra, Victor Frankenstein) and directed by David Ayer (Suicide Squad, End of Watch) with the potential to become a massive franchise; the sequel was greenlit before …

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June 8, 2017

THE MUMMY [Review]: An Adventurous Mercury Poisoning.

With glass shattering sandstorms that would make Mad Max adjust his sand-riddled boxers, an overabundance of crows that would leave Eric Draven screaming, “Uncle!,” and a super-sized cluster of camel spiders that would send Peter Parker into a sensory overloaded coma, Alex Kurtzman’s The Mummy has arrived to kick off Universal’s new Dark Universe and …

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