GUARDIANS TEAM-UP / BLACK SCIENCE / ALL-NEW HAWKEYE [Reviews]: That Gang’s All Here.

The CONGREGATION OF COOL IS NOW IN SESSION... and the recipe for your salvation is a punch to the head. So here's a big, balled-up, bloody-knuckled FISTFUL OF COMICS! NAVIGATE THE PERILS of another Chitauri invasion of NYC with RYAN FORD! DISAPPEAR INTO THE APPARITION of HaloGen with JIMMY CUPP! Do double time and HIT ALL THE TARGETS …

SPIDER-GWEN / SPARKS NEVADA / THOR ANNUAL [Reviews]: Not even a ‘Punk’ could slow this Hottie!

Greetings, fellow church-goers: It's time to discuss this week's comics releases, and -- as always at GHG -- we've got some of the best of the best about which to write. We're going to dive right in, opening our "squared circle" to a former WWE Superstar-turned-UFC-wannabe (eek!), exploring the works featuring an Office Space meets …

SPAWN #250! / GUARDIANS of the GALAXY & X-MEN / STRAY BULLETS [Reviews]: It’s the Grammy Stash!

DID EVERYONE ENJOY THE GRAMMY'S??? -- yeah, me too. So, let's forget about Beck and Ye and BeckYe and Bae and Iggy and Nae-Nae and L.L. and T-Swizz, and let's just talk about the shit that matters on this the Holiest of Holies, right? THAT'S COMICS!!! And we here at the Temple of God Hates Geeks …

STAR WARS / RAT QUEENS / A WOLF AMONG US [Reviews]: The (Un)Holy Trinity

You just can't get enough of THE STASH, can you? It's like a saline drip of fucking abject truthfulness about the most serious subject we here at God Hates Geeks can think of: F^&$*@# COMIC BOOK REVIEWS! In this week's version of THE STASH we bring you three reviews of this week's must-have, or in …