VALKYRIE – JANE FOSTER / LOKI / BATMAN – CURSE OF THE WHITE NIGHT [Reviews]: Love and Thunder.

Another week, another round of comics to review for you, geeks and geekettes! We’re mixing it up slightly today, offering a mix of the House of Ideas, and the Distinguished Competition this time out! We’re going to keep it short, sweet, and close to the chest, just so you can get to deciding which titles are worth your hard earned dollars! So let’s get to it.




JANE FOSTER: THE MIGHTY THOR #1 – Marvel Comics
Jimmy “Apostolic” Cupp @thejimmycupp

This is probably one of my favorite introductions ever. Short and sweet, it’s pretty much, “Hi, I’m Jane Foster. You know me from this other story, but hold on a minute while I become an unstoppable force for good.” She’s the last Valkyrie, and really has no idea how to use her abilities…at least not just yet. She discovers a new one pretty quick, though.

Writers Jason Aaron and Al Ewing do a great job of giving Jane a fun, yet almost young Spidey feel. She’s been taxed with protecting Dragonfang. There’s a bit of a hiccup, and a couple surprising deaths in the process. The main villain is also pretty surprising, and now that he has Dragonfang, he’s terrifying! I’m very exited to see what new adventures lie in front of the once-mighty “Thor.” Not to mention the art and color from Cafu and Jesus Aburtov is beautiful. I couldn’t stop looking at the details. I very much look forward to future issues, and I imagine I won’t be the only one. 4.5/5 Bibles.

-Jimmy Cupps




LOKI #1 – Marvel Comics
Kevin “Pastor” Palma
@eggrollko

Given that Loki’s popularity has just blown out of control over the past decade, Marvel’s been attempting to capitalize on that and push Loki more and more to the side of heroism and have seemingly reached the peak of that journey, giving him a solo series in which he’s both hero and king – albeit of Jotunheim and not Asgard. Spinning out of War of the Realms, Loki #1 shows Loki taking those roles just as seriously as one would expect from the God of Mischief, avoiding his responsibilities as king and using his new status as hero to shield himself from criticism for it.

This issue does introduce two potential threats that could force Loki to take those responsibilities a little more seriously, but it honestly doesn’t do much more than that. The issue is fun, but light on story and plot. Even the story beats that are fun are quite predictable as none of this is out of the norm for Loki.

While the writing and art are both good, nothing really happens here. Writer Daniel Kibblesmith doesn’t do too much new or shocking with the character, and artist Oscar Bazaldua doesn’t do anything too mind-blowing either. I wouldn’t go so far as to say that this was a disappointing issue because it does begin some potential storylines that could be great and is certainly a fun read down the line, but on its own this issue is just rather middling. 2.75/5 Bibles of Mischief.

-Kevin Palma




BATMAN: CURSE OF THE WHITE KNIGHT #1 – DC Comics
“El Sacerdote” J.L. Caraballo Twitter @captzaff007

Branching off of the White Knight miniseries, writer Sean Murphy, continues exploring the Joker’s systematic, methodical dismantling of Batman’s grip on Gotham City. Herein, the plot centers on an ancient connection to the Wayne Family, and the founding of Gotham City…in particular, Arkham Asylum itself. As he continues to cope with the loss of Alfred, Bruce Wayne must decide whether to go legit…and public…and cooperate officially with the GCPD. Meanwhile, an institutionalize Jean-Paul Valley is given a massive bit of bad health news…and begins to reclaim the title of Azrael, as his hallucinations begin to start up again.

Artist Matt Hollingsworth puts in great, highly stylized work here. He’s got a fantastic feel for a very specific kind of grit and noir, and his Joker stands next to Greg Capullo’s as the most unique, distinctive, and classic design of the modern era. His muted colors and use of shadow adds to the air of mystery, and it compliments Murphy’s slowly-unraveling script. It’s an intriguing start, and a good first half to a sequel of a damn fine story in its own right. Hopefully it’ll continue down the same path, although if you haven’t read White Knight, you’ll easily find yourself lost. 4/5 Bibles.

-J.L. Caraballo

TOKYO GHOST / CAPTAIN AMERICA (WHITE) / THE PAYBACKS / VOLTRON [Reviews]: Action-Packed Stash Bash!

It’s the weekend, fellow geeks, so that must mean it’s time for our SUNDAY STASH. We’re taking a look some great titles this week, including the first 5-Bible score for 2015 from one of our esteemed reviewers.

So sit back, open up that bottle of beer, and let’s take a look at what the week is bringing us…



Tokyo Ghost #1 --- Image Comics
TOKYO GHOST #1 – Image Comics
"The Apostle" Lance Paul @Lance_Paul
“The Apostle” Lance Paul @Lance_Paul

“I am Jesus of murder!”

Yes. That just happened–in the pages of this week’s hottest comic, Tokyo Ghost #1. From Rick Remender (Uncanny Avengers, Venom), Sean Murphy (Teen Titans, Hellblazer) and Matt Hollingsworth (Batman, Challengers of the Unknown), this Ghost is one part Judge Dredd, one part Ready Player One and all AMAZING!

If you have ever sat at lunch and wondered whatever happened to simple conversation without the social media beeps, the iMessages — and whatever else your date is glued to while she ignores youTokyo Ghost is for you. The comic is set in a world where every issue affecting our world has been amplified to 1,000, and comes out as an artfully unabashed payload of glory.

Tokyo Ghost focuses on the “law” duo of Debbie Decay, and her boyfriend Led Dent, as they survive in a tech-obsessed world of Mad Max on digital meth. This first issue has our team of two chasing after the Jesus of murder himself Davey Trauma as he wrecks havoc through the city of Isles of New Los Angeles, and an ending that will have you waiting on baited breath for the next installment.

Ghost Rider.
Ghost Rider.

Remender may be the creative juice behind the storytelling, but without Sean Murphy’s artistic, incredible mix of heroin and art, this book may have fell on blind nerd eyes. After his superb run on Chrononauts, Murphy is again matched with a storyteller that allows him to bring life to a chaotic world of detailed landscapes, quick camera angles, hell-on-wheels, and Borderlandsesque oddballs.

Amazing that it took almost 9-months for the The Traveling Nerd to give out his first 5-Bible score of 2015, but surely this comic is the best read I’ve had all year. Buy it! Savor it! And you better damn well buy issue two. 5/5 Japanese Bibles.




Captain America: White --- Marvel Comics
CAPTAIN AMERICA WHITE #1 – Marvel Comics
Luke "Heirophant" Anderson IG @LUKEPOISONER
Luke “Heirophant” Anderson
IG @LUKEPOISONER

There are a number of hotly anticipated events coming up in the world of comics; some of you are no doubt clamouring for multiple variants of Miller’s DK3, while others can’t wait for Gaiman to finally finish his volume of MiracleMan – but this book right here is the one I’ve been most excited for: Jeph Loeb and Tim Sale’s Captain America: White. And now that it’s arrived, it’s everything we could have hoped for.

This superstar artist and writer team, most famous for their seminal Batman series The Long Halloween (though I still have a lot of love for their Wolverine/ Gambit: Victims mini-series from the year before) reunite once again to delve into the depths of Marvel’s canonical mythology to deliver another stirring and beautiful soliloquy that cuts to the very heart of these great Lee and Kirby (and Joe Simon, in this case) characters.

Air Riders.
Air Riders.

Echoing the sombre tone of Daredevil: Yellow, and the sense of loss that pervades the incredible Spiderman: Blue, Loeb (also Heroes, Hulk: Gray, Batman: Dark Victory, etc) once again delivers a finely crafted and noir-ish tale, this time giving due weight to Steve Rogers’ situation post-thawing, whilst recalling an earlier mission in the heat of wartime with the ill-fated Bucky by his side. Sale delivers the same gritty, stylised, dynamic, brittle, hopeful, and brilliant artwork I’ve been consuming ravenously since his days on Grendel; assisted ably here, as usual, by the multiple-Eisner award winning colorist Dave Stewart (BPRD), giving textured and bright pastel tones throughout.

That this book is a delight to look at and read was never really going to be in question. The only question is: Why have you not bought this book already? Quick! Go Now! There’s probably still time before the comic shop closes. 5/5 Holy Scriptures. (We don’t give every comic book a 5, we promise!)




The Paybacks --- Dark Horse Comics
THE PAYBACKS #1 – Dark Horse Comics
"Saint" Patrick Obloy @OffTheGeekEnd
“Saint” Patrick Obloy
@OffTheGeekEnd

Fighting crime and being a superhero can cost money. But what if you don’t have the money to fund your project and instead have to borrow it or take out a loan? What if you don’t make your payments? That’s where The Paybacks come in. Defaulted on your loan? They are here to repo the goods, even if that means your entire vigilante arsenal.

Written by Donny Cates (Ghost Fleet, Buzzkill) and Eliot Rahal (Doorman, Archer & Armstrong), drawn by Geoff Shaw (Buzzkill, A Town Called Dragon), and colored by Lauren Affe (Five Ghosts, Buzzkill), The Paybacks brings a great twist and shows another side of the super hero life. I was smiling ear-to-ear right from the start, and laughing within a few pages. Hell, it had me giggling from a quote on the cover. Both the writing and artwork are great, making the characters edgy and badass while still showing a comedic vibe. You can bet this Saint is definitely keeping this comic on his subscription list. 4.5/5 Repo’d Bibles.




Voltron: From The Ashes #1 --- Dynamite Press
VOLTRON: FROM THE ASHES #1 – Dynamite Press
"Deacon E" Esko @eskobts
“Deacon E” Esko
@eskobts

In the past few months, I’ve read and reviewed a few different first issues. This might be the best one. While Cyborg, and the Secret Wars, tend to be MUCH cooler, as a first issue, Voltron: From The Ashes more than meets the requirements.

As always, quality artwork is a priority. I mean, it’s a comic book; if the art wasn’t important, why not just go read a novel? With that said, Voltron nailed it. Blacky Shepherd’s illustration brings forth the Voltron vibes we all know and love from back in the day. It’s good to see the legacy of Voltron preserved in the lines, with the refreshingly modern and expert level coloring from Adriano Augusto (Red Sonja, Green Hornet) sprinkled on top to perfect the beauty.

The story side of this issue was perfectly executed. A complete balance of elements with none of it feeling forced or remedial. There is dialogue, back story, action, and narration–none of which sits separately on its own, nor broken down in a way that makes it feel like it doesn’t fit. From Haggar, to the Robeasts, to the elders training new pilots, it all fits together and flows seamlessly. The action keeps you engaged, the narration keeps you informed, and the backstory is worked in through both of those elements so you never feel lost by introduction of the characters.

With most first issues, I finish with the feeling that writers just wanted to get all the boring introduction/explanation stuff out of the way so they can go crazy with the next issue and not have to explain much. With Voltron, they have instead explained everything through an engaging, well written story. The beginning grabs your attention with a bit of mystery, the middle is action-packed, and the end leaves you excited to see what happens next. Bravo, Sir Voltron. Bravo. 4.25/5 bibles