Another week, another round of comics to review for you, geeks and geekettes! We’re mixing it up slightly today, offering a mix of the House of Ideas, and the Distinguished Competition this time out! We’re going to keep it short, sweet, and close to the chest, just so you can get to deciding which titles are worth your hard earned dollars! So let’s get to it.
JANE FOSTER: THE MIGHTY THOR #1 – Marvel ComicsJimmy “Apostolic” Cupp @thejimmycupp
This is probably one of my favorite introductions ever. Short and sweet, it’s pretty much, “Hi, I’m Jane Foster. You know me from this other story, but hold on a minute while I become an unstoppable force for good.” She’s the last Valkyrie, and really has no idea how to use her abilities…at least not just yet. She discovers a new one pretty quick, though.
Writers Jason Aaron and Al Ewing do a great job of giving Jane a fun, yet almost young Spidey feel. She’s been taxed with protecting Dragonfang. There’s a bit of a hiccup, and a couple surprising deaths in the process. The main villain is also pretty surprising, and now that he has Dragonfang, he’s terrifying! I’m very exited to see what new adventures lie in front of the once-mighty “Thor.” Not to mention the art and color from Cafu and Jesus Aburtov is beautiful. I couldn’t stop looking at the details. I very much look forward to future issues, and I imagine I won’t be the only one. 4.5/5 Bibles.
Given that Loki’s popularity has just blown out of control over the past decade, Marvel’s been attempting to capitalize on that and push Loki more and more to the side of heroism and have seemingly reached the peak of that journey, giving him a solo series in which he’s both hero and king – albeit of Jotunheim and not Asgard. Spinning out of War of the Realms, Loki #1 shows Loki taking those roles just as seriously as one would expect from the God of Mischief, avoiding his responsibilities as king and using his new status as hero to shield himself from criticism for it.
This issue does introduce two potential threats that could force Loki to take those responsibilities a little more seriously, but it honestly doesn’t do much more than that. The issue is fun, but light on story and plot. Even the story beats that are fun are quite predictable as none of this is out of the norm for Loki.
While the writing and art are both good, nothing really happens here. Writer Daniel Kibblesmith doesn’t do too much new or shocking with the character, and artist Oscar Bazaldua doesn’t do anything too mind-blowing either. I wouldn’t go so far as to say that this was a disappointing issue because it does begin some potential storylines that could be great and is certainly a fun read down the line, but on its own this issue is just rather middling. 2.75/5 Bibles of Mischief.
-Kevin Palma
BATMAN: CURSE OF THE WHITE KNIGHT #1 – DC Comics“El Sacerdote” J.L. Caraballo Twitter @captzaff007
Branching off of the White Knight miniseries, writer Sean Murphy, continues exploring the Joker’s systematic, methodical dismantling of Batman’s grip on Gotham City. Herein, the plot centers on an ancient connection to the Wayne Family, and the founding of Gotham City…in particular, Arkham Asylum itself. As he continues to cope with the loss of Alfred, Bruce Wayne must decide whether to go legit…and public…and cooperate officially with the GCPD. Meanwhile, an institutionalize Jean-Paul Valley is given a massive bit of bad health news…and begins to reclaim the title of Azrael, as his hallucinations begin to start up again.
Artist Matt Hollingsworth puts in great, highly stylized work here. He’s got a fantastic feel for a very specific kind of grit and noir, and his Joker stands next to Greg Capullo’s as the most unique, distinctive, and classic design of the modern era. His muted colors and use of shadow adds to the air of mystery, and it compliments Murphy’s slowly-unraveling script. It’s an intriguing start, and a good first half to a sequel of a damn fine story in its own right. Hopefully it’ll continue down the same path, although if you haven’t read White Knight, you’ll easily find yourself lost. 4/5 Bibles.
JUSTICE LEAGUE DARK #1 – DC Comics“El Sacerdote” J.L. Caraballo Twitter @captzaff007
James Tynion IV seems to do no wrong, and he proves it once again (with caveats!) with this new iteration of Justice League Dark. Featuring the magical, mystical side of the DC universe, we start off with Wonder Woman trying to gather together a new JLD to counter an enigmatic new threat. From the first scene –wherein Zatanna’s spells backfire on her, unleashing themselves on an unsuspecting crowd — to the return of Detective Chimp (of who, truth be told, I cannot get enough), and the sheer ludicrousness of Man-Bat walking around with a human body and giant bat head, this issue is a blast (and any excuse to read even a single panel of my favorite fictional character, Constantine, immediately makes my monthly pull-list).
Aside from the usual magical hijinks, this issue allows a lot of room for the characters to breathe. Still reeling from the events of the Dark Nights Metal crossover, Wonder Woman and Detective Chimp get pensive, and allow some introspection…something I wasn’t quite expecting in a first issue. Another pleasant surprise was the full-on body horror in the latter half of the issue, with Dr. Kirk Langstrom performing autopsies on some horribly disfigured corpses…only for them to reanimate themselves. The art by Raul Fernandez, and Alvaro Martinez, really comes into its own here: prior to this sequence there was little to stick out, but my God, can they ramp up the horror when the story needs.
On the flipside, the usually reliable Tynion seems to be retreading a plotline that I’d read about 2 years ago in the pages of Doctor Strange: some mysterious force is threatening to wipe out the forces, and practitioners, of magic (thus prompting the reformation of the JLD). Hopefully –and most likely– Tynion has got something else up his sleeve, but even though the smaller character moments are delightful, the overarching story…if it is what it seems to be…will be a road well trodden. Hopefully next issue will provide a better, clearer picture of where we’re going with this. 3.75/5 Bibles.
-J.L. Caraballo
“Cardinal” Roberto de Bexar @RobBex2MR. AND MRS. X – Marvel Comics
After being proverbially duped with the “wedding of the century” i nthe form of the Colossus/Kitty Pryde wedding, we did get another wedding we’ve been waiting for… the wedding of Gambit and Rogue! While it wasn’t the wedding we were looking for, it was a nice little fake out. Writer Kelly Thompson does a fantastic job with the characters; she makes you really feel the love between the two characters.The ending to the issue raises a few eyebrows, but will it be enough to keep readers around?… that’s another question entirely.
The art by Oscar Bazaldua and Frank D’armata is really, really well-done. Bazaldua has a Jim Chueng quality to his artwork: it’s crisp and clear, and D’armata’s coloring is just as vibrant. Whether or not this series last will really lean on Thompson’s writing. She can do it, let’s just see if people cling on. But she did get the sour taste of misdirection out of my mouth. Hopefully the follow-up issues will even out what little unpleasantness that fake-out rendered…and hopefully, again, some of the readers will stick it out long enough to see this arc through to the end. 3.5/5 Bibles
-Robert Bexar
Jimmy “Apostolic” Cupp @thejimmycuppTEEN TITANS #20 – DC Comics
What happens when you make Damien Wayne the new leader of Teen Titans? Teen Titans Go! Dark Edition! Seriously, who thought it was ok to ever put this kid in a Robin costume?! Damien decides he wants to reassemble the Teen Titans, but in a different way: mostly just ignoring anything the adults have to say and doing his own thing. He isn’t even telling Batman that he made this team. Damien is tired of waiting for the bad guys to make the first move, and knows Daddy won’t approve of his new methods. His team isn’t exactly the family friendly edition we’re used to, either. We get Red Arrow (the ex-assassin), Crush (Lobo’s daughter), Djinn (a 4,000 year old genie), Kid Flash, and newbie to it all, Roundhouse. This issue is mostly Damien going around convincing everyone to join him and fighting Brother Blood.
There’s lots of action and a little humor in Adam Glass‘s writing. I really enjoy the way Bernard Chang (artist) and Marcelo Maiolo (colorist) use an old tube TV look for the flashbacks of Damien gathering his team. I really can’t wait to find out how the Bat’s and Superman take it when they find out Robin is taking the Titans in a darker, grittier direction! 5/5 Bibles
Jimmy Cupps
Jason “Bad Preacher” BudBONE PARISH #1 – BOOM! Studios
New Orleans, New Orleans, New Orleans at night
Give you the eternal life of the vampyre
Make you my unliving wife
New Orleans, New Orleans, New Orleans at light
-Old Creole Lullaby, early 18th Century
Down in tha New Orleans wetlandz, tha spookz alwaze flutter unda blood moon’s risin’ up tha Bone Parish way; and ole dirty-leg Dante’s gunna Fatlip-Tuesday yer infernal blowholez into Ashy Larry’s Wednesday, wit dis new “designer” bone drug he’s plastic baggyin’ all over Bourbon Street bayou for you, and you, and you…
Ya gotta go “Big Easy” tha first time ya do The Ash, or you’ll find sum voodoo chile drownin’ thru yer gumbobowlingballgameshowhostesscupcakewalker. Dontcha worry none, though, cuz ya down French Quarter’s way and witch doctor’s chickenfoot necklace gunna ward dem evil spirits right off of ya fo now…
While Dante’s gotcha dopeslitz packin’, his boy Brae’s out witda Bone Collectin’ Crew, diggin’ up more Ashy Larrys for Dr. Brigitte to Frankenskeet with, down in her lab below Lady Grace’s family compound. Big Andre, witda demon-eyed cornrows, carries round his diabolical musclemadness in the backshadows ready to strike, just so long as Lady Grace keeps breathin’ in tha corpse dustbin to keep him corporeal…
Lady Grace and her Children wanna maintain their gravedust bizness in tha family way, but city-slickified-three-piece-shyster Mr. Lamont and his back-east-coast Big Pharma Thug associates, have other plans for drawing-and-quartering up those marketplacecardholdings…
Once ya nosecandycane all tha pain away witda dead $ellebrity dirt memories they’re sellin, ya gunna feel yer nasal BOOM Studiholez open up ya mindframework!!! 4.75/5 Marching Corpse Powder Kegs
-Jason Bud
INFINITY WARS PRIME #1 – Marvel“Apostle” Lance Paul @Lance_Paul
With Infinity War still fresh in readers minds, Marvel launches their next big story with Infinity Wars Prime. If you’re an avid reader like myself than you’ve painstakingly drudged through the slop that has been the Infinity Countdown stories. Except for a few noteworthy passes of literature, the storyline so far has went from bad to absurd, and that continues with Prime. Besides one surprising moment at the end of the issue, when newly minted super villain Requiem picks up where Chris Hemsworth lacked, this Prime’d issue could of fallen with the Countdown wastes.
Gerry Duggan’s work on this issue is somewhat helped by his use of the Mad Titans narration throughout the end of the issue. The writer had the legendary villain narrate his own final words and has him critique his own death. If only more of the issue was written as well. As we all know, this death won’t last longer than a Spider-Man story arc! But Dugan still packs a punch allowing Requiem to make his or her mark in the MU! Who is Requiem though? This may be the only reason to continue reading Marvels new Big storyline. 2.5/5 According to James Gunn.
Of course, there is more to this issue than Thanos’ death. Loki is convinced that he’s being pranked on a cosmic level. He learns that he must go to the God Quarry to unravel the mystery. This narrative thread could still become quite entertaining. But it paled in comparison to the impact of Thanos’ death.
Infinity Wars #1 drops on August 1, so readers won’t have to wait long to gain a clearer understanding of where Marvel’s next big cosmic adventure is going.
