TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES [Face-Off Review]: More than TMNTs the Eye!

The "Deacon E" Esko and "Monsignor" Moody are back with another edition of Geek vs. Nerd. You may have remembered our not-so-much-a-squander that was our EA Sports UFC "Face-Off". This time, we may have a little more to twist tortoise shells about, as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise means a little more to our nostalgic …

SDCC ’14 [The Bible Scale, Pt. V]: Strike down upon Hall H with…’Fury’ous Anger!

And even greater vengeance. It's only appropriate that Moody & The Goddamn Wu braved the trenches of Hall H last Saturday (and her on Thursday, as well) at San Diego Comic-Con. Sure, we had to use some Jedi Mind Tricks to get ourselves in there, but, for the love of Hell Hydra, it was all worth …

SDCC ’14 [The Bible Scale, Pt. III]: Bat-imated Assault on San Diego!

Our third (of fifth) entry onto The Bible Scale brings us back to those ol' youthful Saturday mornings, eating cereal, watching cartoons. Or, basically what I was doing yesterday? No, silly, when you were 6 or 7-years old (and only about 6 or 7-inches away from the TV screen)! Welcome to your childhood, the wacky world …

HERCULES [Review]: If you spearrrrrrrrrrrr.. what ‘The Herc’ is cookin’!

Team Hercules... F#*k yeah! With myth coming to life on the silver screen, director Brett Ratner (Rush Hour) and WWE-superstar-turned-global-acting-phenomenon, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, have collaborated to dispel what we think we know about the legend-- only to create an entirely new demigod of pure popcorn entertainment. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzhNRBu1bLk Shooting out of the gate with intense …

GUARDIANS of the GALAXY [Review]: One ‘Marvel’ous Gem.

Even with all of The Avengers' apparent prosperity of terrifying Ultrons, Hulk-busting Armors, and.. ahem.. Elizabeth Olsen, the Guardians of the Galaxy are the superheroes who currently own our geek-bleeding hearts. Can you ever imagine anyone making that statement, cinematically? Thankfully, I re-started my collection of comics around the time of Dan Abnett & Andy Lanning's …