THE QUARANTINE QUAGMIRE [Vol. 3]: Solo Deluxe.

“Great Rao” Bass @kidtimebomb

I didn’t have a firm set-up for my third quarantine Wednesday Night Mass, figured I’d start with finally opening up the SOLO Omnibus I got Christmas before last and then heading over to a couple of the latest adaptations of Gaiman’s short stories, SNOW, GLASS, APPLES or A STUDY IN EMERALD. Maybe get wild around one o’clock and power Hickman’s HO– USE OF X/POWERS OF X for old time’s sake (the old lost gas-guzzling times of last Fall). So, I got started with SOLO

If you are not hip, as I was not in 2004-06 when these were first released in 48-page singles, SOLO is a brilliant auteur-driven series conceived of by long-time DC VP-Art Direction and Design Mark Chiarello, who had already brought BATMAN: BLACK & WHITE into the world and at this time maybe had WEDNESDAY COMICS firing somewhere in the back of his synapses. But a modern-day Julie Schwartz, as far as I was and am concerned. Or as close as we were ever going to get.

The conceit was Chiarello would invite the artist to do whatever he wanted. Just play. Total artistic control, no continuity issues, Chiarello would protect you from Editorial, just let it rip. At some point, I remember hearing that the only hard rule was that one of the stories had to be set in the DC Universe, but maybe that’s apocryphal. At any rate, several always were. Some issues were top-to-bottom written/illustrated by ____, others invited their friends to come in and play, but these writer-folk would always be heavy names like Neil Gaiman. Over the years, I have picked up maybe nine of the twelve, but never managed to track down the whole set. But this $50 hardcover has all 576 pages of all twelve issues. I was thrilled to dig in, tore off the shrink-wrap, and did exactly that.

First up is Tim Sale, who I had really forgotten how much I loved his expressionistic lines in the late nineties and around the turn of the century. Absolutely doing the heavy lifting in the fan-favorite Loeb partnership. And then all the way up through the first season of HEROES, Sale on such a ride. Darwyn Cooke writes the first 12-page story, nailing every beat so perfectly, it’s unbearable. Now remember, I hit these all piecemeal after-the-fact, so the fact that in linear sequence, this is the first story of this series, it’s absolute madness. All the sexy rooftop-romping that King has been doing lately with Bruce & Selina, it’s all packed up in here ten years prior. Sale does a Supergirl Ben Day romance comic, brings Loeb in for an extra real quick little Superman senior-prom season, and takes us out with noir. First issue is a tour-de-force.

But aren’t they all. I was only peripherally familiar with Richard Corben outside this series, but his achievement is also titanic. And then Paul Pope is #3, and I am an enooooormous Paul Pope fan; I think he’s one of the best living practitioners of the medium, but reading this for the second time annihilates me. Apparently these 48 pages were a blossom-explosion for him. He starts with Daedalus trying to get out of Minos’s labyrinth and the secret origin of the Minotaur, rambles right on into the best Post-Kirby take on O.M.A.C. that we’ve ever seen before or since, and then has a kid on his bicycle outside the dearly-departed El Cid on 8th Avenue just a couple blocks up north of 14th Street where I had one of the Top 5 best meals of my life there in 2002 or so– so I’m just on the rope-a-dope taking body-blows at this point. Then a little precursor to BATMAN: YEAR 100. I’m still not even sure what happened in terms of craft, it was such a visceral experience. Maybe next time I’ll figure it out, but I hope not.

Then Howard Chaykin doing Lester Young, but not Lester Young. At this point in the evening, I realize that I’m not reading anything else tonight but this book and is there any way I can get through it all? Chaykin just a master of the form all through his turn, then #5 is Darwyn Cooke, who it guts me out to even type his name; 53 years was not nearly long enough for that beautiful spirit and imagination, but at least he got to share so much with us.

There’s a wild deal where, I already mentioned this omnibus was in shrink-wrap until the instant I started reading it, but just across his title page there is a set of mirror-tears. As if perpetrated by bereaved vengeful page ghosts May 14th four years ago in immediate mourning. I honestly can’t . . . look, if you track down two random back issues of this whole deal, find the Pope and also this one by Mr. Cooke, and there honestly aren’t any other single issues the entire decade produced that do a better job of taking everything you loved or even imagined was possible about the medium in those wide-eyed first days as a child where you even began to glimpse what could be, and then they just reach back across space/time into a 1985 7-11 and take hold of a spinner rack and pull it forward and just beat the shit out of you with what these guys grew up to accomplish. Ooof and goddamn.

Deeply page-drunk after Dar, He and I’re on a very informal basis now, I decide to read the Jordi Bernet issue to make it an even half-dozen and call it a night. Only then #7 is Allred. How can you stop there? It’s almost three in the morning. I make it most of the way into the Teen Titans having a party in Bruce Wayne’s penthouse and almost about to fight the Doom Patrol, who are in Rita’s apartment right down below. Reading all twelve issues in a row, completely well-rested even, is unthinkable.

Y’all. It is sad that there’s at this moment no new product. The industry has ground to a halt. But it will return. And in the meantime, there’s no chance you’ve read everything worth reading. I mean, I haven’t, and I’ve been trying so hard for my entire life! Have you hit all the classic legendary runs by Alan Moore, Grant Morrison, Neil Gaiman, Warren Ellis, a lot of which happened since the turn of the century along with Geoff Johns, Ed Brubaker, Matt Fraction, Brian Michael Bendis, Jason Aaron, then really Jonathan Hickman and Tom King lately this past decade crashing out of nowhere and delivering material that has deconstructed me down into atoms and rebuilt me back into a slightly better version of myself? And those are just writers. Obsess over artists if you like, I certainly do. Keep reading. Keep imagining yourself into a better version of you. Keep on.

-Rob Bass

SILVER SURFER – BLACK / EVENT LEVIATHAN / SONATA / IGNITED [Comic Reviews]: Surf’s Up.

Luke “Heirophant” Anderson
IG @LUKEPOISONER
SILVER SURFER: BLACK #1 – Marvel Comics

Okay, so Sandman In Space as illustrated by Tim Sale is a pretty good pitch for a book, but after this mini-series, it’s been done. I mean, it’s literally none of those things, but Silver Surfer: Black, by Donny Cates and Tradd Moore, makes the pitch redundant nonetheless. It’s a dreamy, cosmic head-trip, and it took me 3 full pages, checking the credits after each panel, to believe the art wasn’t by Tim Sale.

Norin Radd, the Silver Surfer, has been cast into a black hole during a battle with the children of Thanos. This is where we find him; falling through an endless void of darkness, buffeted by the forces of space-time, and beset by his own personal torment. He uses the power cosmic to navigate, shape, and affect this new pocket galaxy he is trapped in. Sounds pretty Sandman, right? It is.

Spinning out of his run of Guardians of the Galaxy, Donny Cates (Redneck, Babyteeth) is comfortable here, effortlessly spinning a tale both poignant and action-packed – no mean feat considering how much is just an internal monologue. For this, though, we have co-plotter and artist Tradd Moore (The Strange Talent of Luther StrodeSecret Avengers) to thank; his fluid, globular, and bold style reminiscent of the aforementioned Tim Sale, but also Moebius, Marc Hempel on Sandman, and Steve Ditko’s work on Doctor Strange. It’s pretty cool stuff. Aided by a bold color palette provided by Dave Stewart, the art is both easy on the eyes, and leaps off the page.

At the risk of being too hyperbolic or running out of clichés, I would say that this book is basically perfect. New readers or devotees of Marvel’s Cosmic titles will both find this title an excellent read, and the self-contained story in a mini-series format will appeal to Marvel burnouts who don’t want to be forced to buy every title printed for three months god-damned months or so every year just to understand the story in the title I actually started collecting. Grrrr. But I digress. Buy this excellent book. 5/5 “Let There Be Lights”.

-Luke Anderson




“Reverend” Lauro Rojas
@Cheeky_Basterds
EVENT LEVIATHAN #1 – DC Comics

“The greatest detectives hunt our greatest threat!” is the tag for DC’s 6-issue mystery thriller by former Marvel architect Brian Michael Bendis and teaming with Alex Maleev. This has been a simmering story over on Action Comics, with Leviathan dismantling covert-ops organizations Kobra, Task Force X, DEO, Spyral, and A.R.G.U.S. Will this be another slam-dunk for the creative duo, or rather an exasperated gasp into the comic book summer event foray?

Leviathan starts with Batman and Lois Lane running into each other in the wreckage of Odyssey, A.R.G.U.S. latest project, where they find a beaten and demurred Steve Trevor. He recounts the events leading up to the destruction before going full on psychotic and shooting at Lane and the Bat. Consequently being put down by Green Arrow with a non-lethal, but painful, arrow. After which they stand around talking about the who and the why.

As far as event kickers go, this definitely whets the appetite. Like, who is really behind this? Who was that in the shadows? And who the hell is this Leviathan? Bendis brings his David Mamet-lite dialogue that he was well known for in New Avengers for with Maleev’s art working for the stark and moody atmosphere. It’s been a serviceable start by Bendis and company and with even more players yet to be introduced to story, i.e. Barbara Gordon, Manhunter, Plastic-Man, we can only eagerly await the next installment of the event. 3/5 Bibles.

-Lauro Rojas




“Saint” Timothy Markham
SONATA #1 – Image Comics

Sonata #1 has the looks and story to truly suck you in and not want to leave. The story by David Hine and Brian Haberlin keeps you interested. There is lore established that gives you background on the situation.

Though the story is great, the comic is really carried by the art. Haberlin does a phenomenal job painting such vivid pictures of the environment that they are in. It feels like I am inside the world with them. The art just matches the story so well. Right away, you are brought into a situation that you want to see get resolved. Between meeting different races/tribes, exploring the world or flying around on a Thermasaur, Sonata will keep you interested from start to finish.  4.75/5 Interplanetary Travelers Agree.

-Tim Markham




IGNITED #1 – H1 Universe
“Cardinal” Roberto de Bexar
@RobBex2

Mark Waid and Kwanza Osajyefo wade into cautious waters with Ignited. The premise of the story asks the question, if you survived yet another school shooting and you were given super powers… what would you do?

I knew nothing of the book, just that Mark Waid was writing it (who I love), but the first page isn’t some kind of action shot or set up; it’s a letter from the creators letting us the readers know that they wrote this book with the upmost care knowing full well the trauma these events have on the survivors. This book takes on alt-right talk shows, gun rights, gun safety and is unapologetically liberal. Waid and Osajyefo’s writing is straightforward and precise.

The art by Phil Briones is good, but not great. He takes risks with his art and the story and at times, it pays off. He has a Bryan Hitch style that works but for the majority of the book his art is just off the mark; you can’t help but feel that, with a book of this magnitude, they should have found a better artist.

I am very intrigued to see where this book goes and just how much bitching and complaining the comics-gate community does. 3.5/5 Bibles.

-Robert Bexar

TOKYO GHOST / CAPTAIN AMERICA (WHITE) / THE PAYBACKS / VOLTRON [Reviews]: Action-Packed Stash Bash!

It’s the weekend, fellow geeks, so that must mean it’s time for our SUNDAY STASH. We’re taking a look some great titles this week, including the first 5-Bible score for 2015 from one of our esteemed reviewers.

So sit back, open up that bottle of beer, and let’s take a look at what the week is bringing us…



Tokyo Ghost #1 --- Image Comics
TOKYO GHOST #1 – Image Comics
"The Apostle" Lance Paul @Lance_Paul
“The Apostle” Lance Paul @Lance_Paul

“I am Jesus of murder!”

Yes. That just happened–in the pages of this week’s hottest comic, Tokyo Ghost #1. From Rick Remender (Uncanny Avengers, Venom), Sean Murphy (Teen Titans, Hellblazer) and Matt Hollingsworth (Batman, Challengers of the Unknown), this Ghost is one part Judge Dredd, one part Ready Player One and all AMAZING!

If you have ever sat at lunch and wondered whatever happened to simple conversation without the social media beeps, the iMessages — and whatever else your date is glued to while she ignores youTokyo Ghost is for you. The comic is set in a world where every issue affecting our world has been amplified to 1,000, and comes out as an artfully unabashed payload of glory.

Tokyo Ghost focuses on the “law” duo of Debbie Decay, and her boyfriend Led Dent, as they survive in a tech-obsessed world of Mad Max on digital meth. This first issue has our team of two chasing after the Jesus of murder himself Davey Trauma as he wrecks havoc through the city of Isles of New Los Angeles, and an ending that will have you waiting on baited breath for the next installment.

Ghost Rider.
Ghost Rider.

Remender may be the creative juice behind the storytelling, but without Sean Murphy’s artistic, incredible mix of heroin and art, this book may have fell on blind nerd eyes. After his superb run on Chrononauts, Murphy is again matched with a storyteller that allows him to bring life to a chaotic world of detailed landscapes, quick camera angles, hell-on-wheels, and Borderlandsesque oddballs.

Amazing that it took almost 9-months for the The Traveling Nerd to give out his first 5-Bible score of 2015, but surely this comic is the best read I’ve had all year. Buy it! Savor it! And you better damn well buy issue two. 5/5 Japanese Bibles.




Captain America: White --- Marvel Comics
CAPTAIN AMERICA WHITE #1 – Marvel Comics
Luke "Heirophant" Anderson IG @LUKEPOISONER
Luke “Heirophant” Anderson
IG @LUKEPOISONER

There are a number of hotly anticipated events coming up in the world of comics; some of you are no doubt clamouring for multiple variants of Miller’s DK3, while others can’t wait for Gaiman to finally finish his volume of MiracleMan – but this book right here is the one I’ve been most excited for: Jeph Loeb and Tim Sale’s Captain America: White. And now that it’s arrived, it’s everything we could have hoped for.

This superstar artist and writer team, most famous for their seminal Batman series The Long Halloween (though I still have a lot of love for their Wolverine/ Gambit: Victims mini-series from the year before) reunite once again to delve into the depths of Marvel’s canonical mythology to deliver another stirring and beautiful soliloquy that cuts to the very heart of these great Lee and Kirby (and Joe Simon, in this case) characters.

Air Riders.
Air Riders.

Echoing the sombre tone of Daredevil: Yellow, and the sense of loss that pervades the incredible Spiderman: Blue, Loeb (also Heroes, Hulk: Gray, Batman: Dark Victory, etc) once again delivers a finely crafted and noir-ish tale, this time giving due weight to Steve Rogers’ situation post-thawing, whilst recalling an earlier mission in the heat of wartime with the ill-fated Bucky by his side. Sale delivers the same gritty, stylised, dynamic, brittle, hopeful, and brilliant artwork I’ve been consuming ravenously since his days on Grendel; assisted ably here, as usual, by the multiple-Eisner award winning colorist Dave Stewart (BPRD), giving textured and bright pastel tones throughout.

That this book is a delight to look at and read was never really going to be in question. The only question is: Why have you not bought this book already? Quick! Go Now! There’s probably still time before the comic shop closes. 5/5 Holy Scriptures. (We don’t give every comic book a 5, we promise!)




The Paybacks --- Dark Horse Comics
THE PAYBACKS #1 – Dark Horse Comics
"Saint" Patrick Obloy @OffTheGeekEnd
“Saint” Patrick Obloy
@OffTheGeekEnd

Fighting crime and being a superhero can cost money. But what if you don’t have the money to fund your project and instead have to borrow it or take out a loan? What if you don’t make your payments? That’s where The Paybacks come in. Defaulted on your loan? They are here to repo the goods, even if that means your entire vigilante arsenal.

Written by Donny Cates (Ghost Fleet, Buzzkill) and Eliot Rahal (Doorman, Archer & Armstrong), drawn by Geoff Shaw (Buzzkill, A Town Called Dragon), and colored by Lauren Affe (Five Ghosts, Buzzkill), The Paybacks brings a great twist and shows another side of the super hero life. I was smiling ear-to-ear right from the start, and laughing within a few pages. Hell, it had me giggling from a quote on the cover. Both the writing and artwork are great, making the characters edgy and badass while still showing a comedic vibe. You can bet this Saint is definitely keeping this comic on his subscription list. 4.5/5 Repo’d Bibles.




Voltron: From The Ashes #1 --- Dynamite Press
VOLTRON: FROM THE ASHES #1 – Dynamite Press
"Deacon E" Esko @eskobts
“Deacon E” Esko
@eskobts

In the past few months, I’ve read and reviewed a few different first issues. This might be the best one. While Cyborg, and the Secret Wars, tend to be MUCH cooler, as a first issue, Voltron: From The Ashes more than meets the requirements.

As always, quality artwork is a priority. I mean, it’s a comic book; if the art wasn’t important, why not just go read a novel? With that said, Voltron nailed it. Blacky Shepherd’s illustration brings forth the Voltron vibes we all know and love from back in the day. It’s good to see the legacy of Voltron preserved in the lines, with the refreshingly modern and expert level coloring from Adriano Augusto (Red Sonja, Green Hornet) sprinkled on top to perfect the beauty.

The story side of this issue was perfectly executed. A complete balance of elements with none of it feeling forced or remedial. There is dialogue, back story, action, and narration–none of which sits separately on its own, nor broken down in a way that makes it feel like it doesn’t fit. From Haggar, to the Robeasts, to the elders training new pilots, it all fits together and flows seamlessly. The action keeps you engaged, the narration keeps you informed, and the backstory is worked in through both of those elements so you never feel lost by introduction of the characters.

With most first issues, I finish with the feeling that writers just wanted to get all the boring introduction/explanation stuff out of the way so they can go crazy with the next issue and not have to explain much. With Voltron, they have instead explained everything through an engaging, well written story. The beginning grabs your attention with a bit of mystery, the middle is action-packed, and the end leaves you excited to see what happens next. Bravo, Sir Voltron. Bravo. 4.25/5 bibles