Category: First Communion

Whether your mother is a sweet Aunt May scolder or sassy Jessica Jones smoker, one thing's for sure: Boy, do we love our mom-dooks. They are undoubtedly the real life superheroes of our lives, putting up with an insurmountable heap of shit day in and day out. True, there are some pretty ill baby mamas out …

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No matter how physically gifted, how washboard abby, how aggresive and spunky the new era of professional wrestling gets, most fans cannot resist clasping onto the aura of our grandfatherly past. And, with that, elderly chaps Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair still proudly walk that aisle(!), say their prayers, and chew their Cialis.   Now, Hollywood Thunderlips and …

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I like waffles. You know why. They're fun, affordable, and swift. Go great with Flax. But, maple syrup? Damn, it always costs like 17 bucks. You know, unless you're drenched deep in the sticks of Vermont, half of that shit is fake. So, allow Trader Joe's to be honest, call this fine product a "blend" …

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Now that nearly everyone in the Ultimate Fighting Championship is evenly matched, I yearn for the days of a good ol' fashion brawl. Sure, the WWE is.. well.. scripted, but there's no doubts these two mammoths of men paid a price in their "Extreme Rules" confrontation in Chicago last night!           …

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[audio:https://geekshavegame.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/The-Devils-Rejects-Song1.mp3|titles=The Devil's Rejects Song]Everyone these days wants to be a nerd. A dweeb. A geek. It's the new cool. Hell, I just got back from a hike with a hot chick complete with twin poodle dogs, pink hat and matching twinkle-dink SUV. She told me geeks were cool. I'm watching "Green Lantern: The Animated Series" on …

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